kabishan

one cute sexy mofo. very very lovey dovey awesome man. black. ratio lil bro. yes/10

Kabishan: *walks into a room*
Women: OH MY GOD BABY CAKES, YOU FART BOMBER

by thiccy_y November 23, 2021

kaisha

A very stupid act of kindness

"Dude, I totally pulled a kaisha by giving that bum a dollar."

by Victor M January 10, 2005

Kaiser

A unit of measurement, usually used for comparing dongs, which obtains its' value from what is in Jake the Snake Kaiser's pants. Its' legendary status earned it the right to be a unit of measurement. 1 kaiser= 1.5 ft=.47 m.

Luke: I know it's gay to mention, but I saw a guy in the changing room at the Y who was only .033 kaisers long. It was like a tic tac.

Brennan k.: The 3 repeating of course.....

by kcma May 10, 2011

Kaiser Chiefs

A "wacky" indie pop group from Leeds with about as much depth as the shallow end of a paddling pool. Were previously a garage rock group called Parva but became Kaiser Chiefs when they realised copying American rock wasn't earning them any fans or credibility. Hence, they decided to copy 90s Brit rock instead. Against all odds have become hugely popular, probably due to the fact the NME spent every other issue hyping them up. Consistently use amazing and often poignant lyrics to comment on everyday British life, such that would rival the wit of Morrissey eg "Cause we are birds of a feather and you can be the fat one" Despite their lack of song writing skills everyone seems to love them. Fans defend them because they are apparently just cheeky lads making good indie pop music, however, The Futureheads manage to do this far more brilliantly. Some may question the integrity of the band, especially when one reads that Ricky Wilson claims he would "wank of a tramp for success"

"ohhhh, and my parents love me...na na na na na na na"

by oh stella July 15, 2005

Katiso

A ghetto person from South Africa

People named after Katiso have bipolar

They either be happy or angry in matter of seconds if confuse the enemy was a person it will be Katiso

Katiso : I love you

2 minutes later

Katiso: f**k you b**ch

by GEORGIE KAZYMOLVN November 22, 2021

Kais

The most retarded man on earth, he’s a weird brown guy with no friends. Eventually he will die alone and regret all of his life choices. He’s also really gay.

Ewww it’s Kais, don’t want to be near that guy

by Ninja255 March 12, 2020

Dirty kais

Go to a party find a girl and shag her in a closet

Dirty kais

by Moderately warm sausage May 20, 2020