A ugly guy who tries to get people's attention by swearing and making rude remarks about people. Trying to always talk shit & troll, but always fails.
Jonathan is retarded.
by hhihihihihi January 01, 2012
Gayest guy you will ever meet. Will turn down going out with friends to suck a fat cock or get his gay ass rammed. Talks alot of shit but can't back it up. Too gay for his own good.
Person 1: why didn't Jonathan come out tonight?
Person 2: I invited him but her chose to suck cock instead.
Person 2: I invited him but her chose to suck cock instead.
by Erikgp October 23, 2017
Damn dude, he's such a jonathan. His parents must have been hardcore fans of Tolkien's The Hobbit to have created this abomination.
by sankishon November 12, 2018
by acool10 May 26, 2017
A man who takes his first name seriously. It may mean Gods gift (to the world), but the largely self-deluded man with an insufferable overbearing physique to match, will love himself much more than anyone around him.
He generally has a face like a slapped arse but parades it around like he's best-in-show at Crufts.
He generally has a face like a slapped arse but parades it around like he's best-in-show at Crufts.
by PencilFullOfLead September 06, 2017
I A boy who is very bright and his nick name is Ghandi junior(that’s his grand dad)he also banged out Omar that noodle air idiot who can’t afford a trim and he waits for a whole year to get one
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by The ninjagamer January 15, 2019
British slang term for diarrhea.
Most likely a variation on colloquial term "the trots", derived from the English cricketer Jonathan Trott
Most likely a variation on colloquial term "the trots", derived from the English cricketer Jonathan Trott
I had the Jonathans this morning.
by pamelajamsamwitch June 02, 2011