Joey

A person who is not well liked, or has no friends, but chooses to follow people around as if they were his friends

Dude, i hope joey doesn't sit with us again.

by anonymous November 18, 2017

Joey

Joey is a caring, adorable, and loving guy. They are usually very outgoing and can get along with literally anyone. Joeys are strong, very smart, and NOT FAT. A lot of people will say that they're handsome, cute, hot, or maybe even sexy. A ton of people love them, but only a few will get close enough to see their true identity. Joeys always seem like they're happy and cheerful and can light up the room with their smile, but don't let that fool you. They are truly very insecure about themselves and overthink everything. And if you have a friend named Joey, let them know that they mean a lot to you, as that can turn around their entire day. They always keep things to themselves but will share their problems with their girlfriend or incredibly close best friend. They don't want others worrying about them, as they worry about others a lot. Joeys make amazing boyfriends, as they care about their one and only so much. They love their girlfriend unconditionally, and they love him back. They are usually very awkward when people are around but are total romantics when you two are alone. They love playing around and they're just very goofy. So, if you have a Joey in your life, don't let him go, otherwise, it might be the biggest mistake of your life. You truly don't want to let him go.

girl 1: "omg, do you see that guy over there?"
girl 2: "are you talking about joey?"
girl 1: "well duh, he's so cute"
girl 2: "you should go talk to him!! or i might as well.."

by silverrlies December 10, 2019

Joeying

The act of defecation. Can be used shorthand as well, Joey.

Adam: where is chris?
Kaz: oh I think he's joeying right now.
Adam: shit! I need to talk to him.

Or

Adam: god, I need to drop a fat Joey right now.
Kaz: chris is in the bathroom joeying as we speak.
Adam: shit!

by Bloweychino December 9, 2011

Joey

ecstacy pill, coined after revelations that Andrew "joey" John's had been caught in possession of an ecstacy pill in London.

"hey man, you gettin on the joey's tonight or what"

by storkman January 17, 2008

Joey

Scrawny white kid who sits in his house, playing nothing but video games, thinks he's cool, but in reality, he's the kid that gets stuffed into lockers everyday at school, tends to piss people off by saying ''Fgt'' which is actually Faggot and is a total douchebag with no life whatsoever.

Stop acting like a Joey!

by Joey Rodriguez: scrawny kid July 23, 2015

Joey

One of the biggest liberals you will meet he can be fun most of the time but one little thing can evolve into an overreaction

Dude why joey man, he's liberal

by Veryexcite July 17, 2018

Joey

A boy who gets called gay but really is not. He's athletic at basketball and lacrosse and likes**** but will be less shy later in life.

Your mom said by joey

by Fat Faggot Hoe May 17, 2018