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That one guy who always posts his fortnite wins on snap chat. He is a complete god at the game but at the same time, a complete ass wipe. When he wins he will eventually scream into the mic saying "THEY FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME" and does nothing but brag about himself for the next 30 minutes. But once he gets off fortnite he is the nicest guy you will ever meet.

-Hes not like Bob
friend- THEY FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME.
me- Yo quit being such a Jesse.
Jesse by ODST GOLDFISH May 24, 2018
Literally the worst person of all time. A bag of shit would be cooler than this guy. Somehow interprets himself as a band manager even though the lead bassist kicked him out a year ago.
"Damn I look like a jesse

Today" "WOOOOOOO CRYYYYPTIICC
Jesse by Nutonyourfaceprofessor September 1, 2018
some gay kid who has a very tiny microscopic penis
jesse they gay cunt
Jesse by Itz-K-V March 18, 2019
He dates his sisters
Yo look at that Jesse he is kissing his sis
Jesse by Ladies man 223456 September 5, 2019
Jesse is someone you should never let go. He normally has brown longish hair and blue or brown eyes. He’s really stubborn and sometimes rude but he doesn’t know it. He’s super sweet and loyal and will never let his girl cry alone. As a strong headed person, he goes for what he wants and won’t let you try and tell him otherwise.
Girl 1: Dude, did you see Jesse?
Girl 2: Yeah, he’s so awesome.
Guy 1: Jesse turned me gay.
Jesse by NerdyDog September 22, 2019