Jasper once randomly asked me if I’d heard of a confetti dildo before because they wanted to know if they came up with it.
by Orr.not December 14, 2023

When one is defeated by the desert wind and a doobie falls apart.
Also applicable to any joint failure, anywhere in the world.
Also applicable to any joint failure, anywhere in the world.
‘Ahhh man, I just rolled a Jasper. And the shit just fell apart before I even took a drag’
‘Don’t let him roll it, he’ll make a Jasper’
‘Don’t let him roll it, he’ll make a Jasper’
by De Robriguez April 27, 2024

Jasper is the smartist boy on the world en the sexiest he is also a good bf if your name starts whit an a you schoud be his gf forever and he steals your sandwich he is verry trustworthy and creatif.
by Jasper jhonsen November 8, 2019

by daddy salty July 16, 2021

by raleighguide69 July 27, 2018

Jasper- horrid, terrible, insufferable, a confederate soldier who has an accent that makes him not sound white. a egotistical, self centered, crazy, manipulative, pathological liar who enjoys gas-lighting people and ruining everyone else's lives, as well as a potential homewrecker who strives to make u miserable because only he can be happy.
Jasper is terrible. I've never felt so free with him out of my life, be warned and get rid of every jasper u know, especially if they are white.
by jaemsjaems March 5, 2023
