monkey jacket

denim jacket

Junior looked pathetic in his dirty monkey jacket as he took his sister to the race.

by Whitelitenun March 06, 2019

sweatshirt jacketed

The act of wearing ones sweatshirt/hoodie/zip-hoodie under a jacket in order to stay warm.

Dude 1: yo bro it was so cold this morning
Dude 2: I know I sweatshirt jacketed this morning for the first time all year!

by cmacdeff November 29, 2010

Gentleman’s Jacket

The placing of several sheets of paper into the toilet bowl pre-release of bum soil, thus softening the impact and noise.

Sometimes used in public toilets/ toilets.

I knew it was going to explode everywhere so I laid down a gentleman’s jacket first.

by PrideinBottle August 08, 2020

Ostrich Jacket

When you assist pro-Russian members of the Ukraine government in order to buy a fifty-thousand dollar jacket made from an ostrich.

Paul Manafort lobbied for the pro-Russian Ukrainian government and happily accepted their money, buying an Ostrich Jacket with those ill gotten gains.

by MistressZ August 02, 2018

vagina jacket

another name for the female condom

bruh even tho she was wet af, I couldn't feel it cuz of that vagina jacket

by dezydedthsklgfsdfj wefsd fsd;f January 12, 2018

Jacket Ghost

When you walk past a hanging jacket, coat or similar object hanging and mistake it for a person, most often making you jump in fright.

"Last night I punched my coat rack."
"What the hell?!"
"Jacket Ghost."

by LilPear December 02, 2013

Gravel Jacket

the art of sodomizing a young chapette or chap with the shits whilst doing reverse cowgirl before pulling out so they can proceed to pebble dash your upper body

"dude she was such a kinky bitch she gave me a gravel jacket, on curried sprouts night!!!"

by Linkypops January 10, 2012