Jamie

A randy guy who will always flirt with you, make you feel uncomfortable with his hilarious sex jokes but is a great friend.

Girl One:"Omg did u hear what he just said?"
Girl Two:"I know it was so awkward!"
Girl One "He's definitely a Jamie tbh."
Girl Two "Omg ur right!"

by Blacklines September 12, 2015

Jamie

A funny little blond who is crazy. She is fun to be around and straight up gangsta. She also is a border line alcoholic!

She also thinks shes better than everyone!

See Douchebag!

See that crazy blond over there? She's a Jamie fo sho.

by Charge Douche September 20, 2009

jami

Jamaican dorky people with bad jokes, bad english and bad spelling. They can be found in all the world except Africa.They also smell funny and pretend to smoke weed.If there is no weed around so they can pretend they to be smart-asses

My friend is like jami.He pisses me off with his stupid jokes and he smells funny.

by hawai'i no'ko'oi March 28, 2009

Jamie

1) Has the biggest moobs ever
2) Is as hard as a snowball in a microwave
3) Has major sneezes: he invented swine flu
4) Total sex god

1) Look at the Jamies on that bad-boy
2) Look at that Fittie!
Hes such a Jamie!!

by JamieLover111 July 19, 2010

Jamie

Big fucking nonce no one likes

Omg have u seen Jamie so ugly

by Joohy November 12, 2019

Jamie

A guy, in this case, with no sense of respect for other people, or for their feelings. He acts like he’s a nice guy, but really he’s just a cowardly narcissist. He’s extremely good at leading women on for a good three or four months, at most, before discarding them and going onto the next supply. Supply as in he’s just using women for his own benefit. Jamie will act like he has empathy; don’t be fooled. He doesn’t even care about his own family. He may look gorgeous on the outside; Jamies often have nice bodies. Once you look past the looks though, you see he’s nothing more than a soulless husk of a man, a monster in a human form. A narcissist. You’d be doing yourself a favor to avoid a Jamie.

Girl #1: “Wow, that man over there is a hunk! Should I go talk to him?”

Girl #2: “ I wouldn’t if I were you. He’s a Jamie.”

by EmpathBabe March 28, 2019

Jamie

Jamie is a really adorable but shy girl. She likes to hang out with boys, but breaks their hearts when they get completely rejected. She more of an introvert, and is good at a lot of video games. She makes people look bad when they lose to her. Overall a very humble and cute person. You are really lucky if you are friends with a Jamie, but be careful not to fall in love with her.

Guy #1: Yo Jamie is so hot
Guy #2: Yeah I know, right?

by TheCoochDawg March 30, 2019