Jamie

A randy guy who will always flirt with you, make you feel uncomfortable with his hilarious sex jokes but is a great friend.

Girl One:"Omg did u hear what he just said?"
Girl Two:"I know it was so awkward!"
Girl One "He's definitely a Jamie tbh."
Girl Two "Omg ur right!"

by Blacklines September 12, 2015

Jamie

A funny little blond who is crazy. She is fun to be around and straight up gangsta. She also is a border line alcoholic!

She also thinks shes better than everyone!

See Douchebag!

See that crazy blond over there? She's a Jamie fo sho.

by Charge Douche September 20, 2009

jami

Jamaican dorky people with bad jokes, bad english and bad spelling. They can be found in all the world except Africa.They also smell funny and pretend to smoke weed.If there is no weed around so they can pretend they to be smart-asses

My friend is like jami.He pisses me off with his stupid jokes and he smells funny.

by hawai'i no'ko'oi March 28, 2009

Jamie

1) Has the biggest moobs ever
2) Is as hard as a snowball in a microwave
3) Has major sneezes: he invented swine flu
4) Total sex god

1) Look at the Jamies on that bad-boy
2) Look at that Fittie!
Hes such a Jamie!!

by JamieLover111 July 19, 2010

Jamie

Is a big hard man, who will knock you out if you touch him when he does not give consent. Usually tall dark hair blue eyes. Jamie maybe or may not be a drug dealer/druggy...... Maybe.

Oh shiz is that Jamie, lad we better run

by Batesyyy January 21, 2020

Jamie

Jamie, the person in a group of friends who has awful taste in women and cars.. typically drives around in a riced old banger such as a Skoda fabia with TT Rims blaring loud music and trying to flirt with women.

Typically tall and lanky with terrible hair dos they think are "cool".

Wow, that guy is such a Jamie..

by TTRims101 July 7, 2018

Jamie

Jamie is massive, he has the ability to engulf the entire milky way. Sadly, this fat man is completely unable to walk due to diabetes. He is also an annoying asshole that no one likes, he stinks like piss to make things worse.
Jamie will also go by fat cunt or Mr. Chonk

If you keep eating you will become a 'Jamie.'
You stink like a 'Jamie.'
Oh get up and walk, you are being such a 'Jamie.'

by Fishythefishy June 12, 2020