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RSM International

RSM International an abbreviation of Royal Society of Monkeys International'.

Founded as a global society to exploit the increased propensity of audit monkeys associated with working in unsavoury conditions, the Society is now ranked as the 6th largest globally in its pursuit of greater exploitation of audit monkeys.
Salustro Reydel felt it could better exploit its monkeys by joing the rival Monkey netword KPMG from RSM International.
by Robson Rhodes May 18, 2006
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Insertion

1. To put one objet inside of another object

a. When a man puts his penis “in” during sexual intercourse

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Fabian: Insert It
Oliver: - Inserts (Insertion) Penis in Fabian -

Fabian: Ah ah ah ah aahhh
Fabian: Thrust Harder
Oliver: OH, This is what I’ve been waiting for, OHH
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mallya aditi international school

A snooty private school in Bangalore where half the kids have trust funds, titles, racehorses and/or country estates. A few of them have bodyguards. The atmosphere is not actually as snobby as people think it is, but getting admission is hard.
If you go to Aditi, you probably:
- Belong to the family of a mega-industrialist, politician, Bollywood movie star, cricket player, old Indian aristocracy/royalty, or are one of the minority upper middle class kids.
- You only dine and shop on Lavelle Road or Vittal Mallya Road
- One of your classmates has probably appeared in Vogue or a society magazine
- You're not actually as haughty as people think you are, because you're old money. It's the nouveau-riche kids at Vidya Shilp who are actually super-snobs.
- All the Vidya Shilp kids get into Aditi off the waitlist for the 11th and 12th grades, and the old Aditi kids are then bewildered by sudden increase of cattiness, cliques and boasting.
- You're going to an Ivy League college because you can pull strings with the deans of Harvard or some professor at Yale is your uncle
- You party with Siddartha Mallya and RCB
- You know nothing about how 99% of India lives
- You are uncomfortable when people protest against the Establishment. But we like the Establishment! The Establishment is good to us!
- You know that TISB is more academically rigorous, but you take comfort in the fact that their dorms suck and so does the food. Day schools FTW!
Person 1: "So which school do you go to?"
Person 2: "Mallya Aditi International School."
Person 1: "Oh, the snob school!"
Person 1: *facepalm*
by dancerpants October 31, 2011
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cruel intentions 2

a crappy sequel to the first movie, which actaully has bascially the same story line, but with crap actors. most of the script is the same. the actors are painfull to watch. why did they make the same movie again, except 109839858533 x shitter. im scared for watching this.
id dosent even compare to reese and ryan
its shamefull
"hey have you seen cruel intentions 2?"
"yeh. craphouse"
"yeh agreed"
by MANIACAL_AFTERLIFE March 28, 2008
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An international school located in the suburbs of Riyadh, Saudi Arabia's capital city. The School is accredited by CITA, an American educational organization that got bribed by the school's highest authorities.
The school is primary divided into two sections, the boys section and the girl's section.

The boys section: The boys' section is adorned with high tech surveillance cameras, a useless swimming pool, a tiny cafeteria that sells known products at astronomical prices, and teachers from the slums of the Arabian society. The boys section uniform is a military one for grades 8 up to 11, an ugly gray and blue outfit for grades 1 up to 8, and a formal suit for grade 12.

The educational levels are the minimum possible, the authorities are....(speechless)

The girls section: Is the central section of the whole school, the "authorities" of the boys section rely on it for strict instructions on how to behave... non followers get spanked usually.
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by fa3el 5ayr November 27, 2009
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international oral sex

no one knows what it is
(the people are waiting for a higher power to define it for the rest of the common good)
could be used as verb, noun, possibly adverb
David: "In the song 'talk dirty to me' what does he mean by 'international oral sex'?"
Friend: "No one knows what it is"
by BakedZitti May 18, 2014
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International AFL

Form of AFL, also known as International Fagball.

A term which refers to the sport and fraternity of Australian Rules Football outside of the Australian continent, as well as the tragic and laughable attempts of this commuinity to expand the game beyond the southern land.

Governed and overseen by a lightweight organisation known as the International Australian Football Council (IAFC) which is widely famous for its extensive collection of funny photographs.

Not to be mistaken with International Rules, an equally poor attempt to give AFL some level of international credibility.

International AFL is played unprofessionally (see: Park Footy) in various global powerhouses such Narau, Denmark, Canada and Senegal. Denmark, home to the largest AFL premiership outside Australia, enjoys enormous levels of success with a reletively low ex-pat player percentage of 99.80% and the largest average attendences of any country in the world, excluding Australia, with a figure of 62. The thriving Pacific island of Narau (pop: 11,000) is also the only country on Earth where AFL is considered the national sport.

Despite the fact that virtually every game of International AFL is played on open farm paddocks and at an inconceivably low standard, the usual AFL mannerisms are still present (see: Scrotum tasting, Arse banditry, Felching, Sausage party).

Half-decent athletes are extremely scarce with obese, bald, uncoordinated shirtlifters seen as the norm.

International AFL is often mistaken by AFL aficionados in southern Australia, primarily Victoria (see: Mexico), as a legitimate federation of participating nations which rivals various other particular sports on an international level eg. Rugby League.

The most famous of International AFL teams is New Zealand's national side. Are known for their outrageously homosexual and insulting rendition of the "Haka". Members of New Zealand's home crowds are said to apparently pull out their pork swords and pleasure themselves during the rendition as a symbol of national unity and pride (see: 21-cum salute).

Known priority International AFL expansion targets:

- Djbuti
- Siberia
- Christmas Island
- Greenland
- Botswana
Person 1: "Hey Digby, did you go down to TEAC Oval the other day to watch the International AFL Cup Final?"

Person 2: "I sure did, Tristen. Free entry, and I only had to share the ground with 15 other people".

Person 1: "Gee I love my International AFL"
by Hoops December 3, 2005
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