Backseat nigga

One not worthy of sitting in the front seat.

"Get to the back, you a backseat nigga."

by Kosherbvsedqueen September 24, 2016

Backseat wanker

In essence, calling someone a "backseat wanker" suggests that they are not actively participating or contributing, instead, they are being unhelpful or critical from a position of relative ease or distance, akin to someone sitting idly in the backseat of a car while others do the work of driving. It's a derogatory term used to criticize someone's behaviour or attitude.

Let's say a group of friends is working on a project together, and they're all brainstorming ideas and putting in effort to get the work done. One person, let's call him John, sits back and offers no suggestions, doesn't contribute any work, and just criticizes the ideas and efforts of others without offering any constructive input. John is essentially being a "backseat wanker" in this scenario, as he's not actively participating in the group's efforts but is quick to criticize from the sidelines without offering any meaningful contribution himself.

by chaise longue April 9, 2024

Backseat Picnic

Two people giving each other oral sex in the back seat of one of their cars

Guy: So we could go get lunch somewhere, where do you want to eat?
Girl: Ooh I know! We could pack a lunch, roll the windows down and have a backseat picnic

by Harrietbubson September 10, 2020

Backseat Toker

Somebody who is not currently participating in a smoke session, but is actively trying to encourage the participants to get higher.

Person 1: "Take another hit of the bong right now."
Person 2: "Why are you telling me to smoke more? You're not even smoking."
Person 3: "Looks like Person 1 is being a backseat toker."

by Riton July 21, 2022

backseat all star

A shorty that is down for anything in the back seat of your vehicle 💦

One man's 6 month talking stage is another man's 1st link Backseat All Star. The game is wicked

by ModernInka April 13, 2024

backseat skiier

When three people are riding in a car and the person in the backseat simultaneaously jacks off the two guys in front. The person in the backseat could be either male or female.

Bro what’s taking them so long? It’s only a five minute drive!

They’re probably doing the backseat skiier

by Backseatskiier123567 June 1, 2018

Backseat Vacuuming

Don’t be a douche

“Make sure to vacuum thoroughly”
“Dad, stop backseat vacuuming!”

by bryce harper’s arm sleeve August 17, 2021