blender

I STUCK MY DICK IN TO IT!!!!!!!!
omg he stuck is dick in to a blender
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I SOVED MY DICK UP A BLENDER
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Blender

Noun: An extended period of heavy partying fueled by copious amounts of cocaine.

Etymology: The term "blender" is created as a contraction of the words "blow" and "bender".
We might not hear from Charlie until Friday, he's currently sleeping off a 5-day blender.
by Hooked on Robonix December 04, 2023
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Blender

When you're shitting and you masturbate then blend the semen with the shit.
Sean left a blender in my bathroom before he left.
by PopoMcdoo July 15, 2017
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Blender

¹ A common kitchen appliance used to quickly chop up and 'blend' food. It will usually turn most things you put into it either into chunks or paste.

² A modeling software/tool created by Ton Roosendaal in Denmark.
¹ Yo, can you blend the pickles again?

² BRO BLENDER CRASHED AGAIN! I WAS JUST RUNNING A CLOTH SIMULATION
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1. A device or appliance that blends food to a liquefied platform.

2. See pastry blender
by JulianDB January 06, 2017
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salad blender

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.
Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
by Farquard September 15, 2015
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