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Blender

a thing which you should never stick your dick in
by lulululz May 23, 2016
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Bed Blender

When a girl does continuous 360s on your penis while you are laying on ur back until you cum. Then takes the cum and blends it and drinks it.
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!
by Lalal Poopy đź‘– April 3, 2024
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Blender-Heart

When you’re heartbroken to the point it feels like your ex put your heart in a blender.
He just dumped me outta nowhere, my poor Blender-Heart will never heal.
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Russian blender

When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie
Jack let’s make a Russian blender
by SupremeRhino April 25, 2022
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In da blender

Damn es bitch just caught me up.
Nigga you in da blender foe nem
by Yaego baby October 10, 2020
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Polystyrene sex blender

Fill her fanny with a mix of poo, blood and cum. Then insert your polystyrene penis protector(condom).
I was with ollie Emerson last night and I gave him a polystyrene sex blender
by Ollie Emerson March 22, 2023
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blender

I STUCK MY DICK IN TO IT!!!!!!!!
omg he stuck is dick in to a blender
by nutsuckerrioueyiugharuhefahlua January 17, 2022
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