Backseat Gulag

When your team member is dead and they try to tell you how to play Gulag

Person1: Bruh he was on your left you could've shot him easily....

Person2: Shut the fuck up you're being a Backseat Gulag

by KhandabarIndia May 3, 2020

Backseat Picnic

Two people giving each other oral sex in the back seat of one of their cars

Guy: So we could go get lunch somewhere, where do you want to eat?
Girl: Ooh I know! We could pack a lunch, roll the windows down and have a backseat picnic

by Harrietbubson September 10, 2020

Backseat wanker

In essence, calling someone a "backseat wanker" suggests that they are not actively participating or contributing, instead, they are being unhelpful or critical from a position of relative ease or distance, akin to someone sitting idly in the backseat of a car while others do the work of driving. It's a derogatory term used to criticize someone's behaviour or attitude.

Let's say a group of friends is working on a project together, and they're all brainstorming ideas and putting in effort to get the work done. One person, let's call him John, sits back and offers no suggestions, doesn't contribute any work, and just criticizes the ideas and efforts of others without offering any constructive input. John is essentially being a "backseat wanker" in this scenario, as he's not actively participating in the group's efforts but is quick to criticize from the sidelines without offering any meaningful contribution himself.

by chaise longue April 9, 2024

Backseat coaching

Bart Simpson

Bart Simpson has been backseat coaching his kid to play the overload when the rest of the team is doing an umbrella.

by Johnny not-sville November 27, 2013

backseat all star

A shorty that is down for anything in the back seat of your vehicle 💦

One man's 6 month talking stage is another man's 1st link Backseat All Star. The game is wicked

by ModernInka April 13, 2024

Backseat Toker

Somebody who is not currently participating in a smoke session, but is actively trying to encourage the participants to get higher.

Person 1: "Take another hit of the bong right now."
Person 2: "Why are you telling me to smoke more? You're not even smoking."
Person 3: "Looks like Person 1 is being a backseat toker."

by Riton July 21, 2022

backseat

The seat in a car that makes you feel either like a small kid or like a boss — unlike sitting in the front seat next to the driver, which makes you feel like a copilot or substitute driver.

When I’m in the backseat, I can just chill and enjoy the ride—it's either a kid's adventure or I'm the boss calling the shots!"

by Emotional Cruiser July 28, 2025