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ibs

if you have ibs u are a lil freak
by yummmmymyumyyumy April 26, 2022
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IB SL Math

A waste of time. You learn derivatives, but it is unnecessary unless you want to be an engineer. Don't take this course if you love your free time.
no just no ib sl math
by sunnyka November 11, 2020
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IB

The Ib (International Baccalaureate) Is a well-known prestigious institute, that encourages stress, procrastination and 0.5 hours of sleep maximum. The special creatures that dare start this program, rarely see sunlight and have harnessed special skills of Bs'ing their way through everything. The only time these creatures can be seen outside is when they are gathering data for their IA's. The students that once thought they were smart, or overworked from grade 6 all the way to grade 10 now regret everything they have ever said. This prestigious Course is highly acknowledged and the ones who do find a way to graduate after swimming through a mountain of IA's and a 4000-word essay for their EE, end up not much better off than any normal student. Except they now have anxiety and high levels of stress following them around 24/7.

These students can be recognised by the following things -

- Awful social skills
- Ability to write an essay within 20 minutes
- Writing reflections for every single action they may have done
- Counting the hours of a certain activity they have done.
_____
Doctor - Tell me, why do you feel you are so stressed?

Patient - I am an IB student.

Doctor - Say no more. When is your EE due?

Patient - 3 weeks ago.
_____

She/he/they studied all night because she/he/they is/are in the IB program.
by Sea_You_Later November 3, 2022
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IBS

Irresistible booty syndrome or IBS is a term referred to those whose bottom is a magnet. You know, the ones you just wanna drum on like bongos.
Hey girl, have you been to the doctor recently? Because it looks like you have IBS.

Damn, I was just looking at you from behind. You definitely have IBS.
by BigBottomLover January 29, 2025
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Ibe

Has the biggest dick, larger then ilia's dick. He also is hot
Among us girl: I want to bang Ibe so HARD
by IbeSexGod November 24, 2021
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Ib

Pronounced "ibb" an Ib is an "Ignorant Belligerent". A young person 14-22 who causes trouble and is an overall nuisance.
Too old to be a jit
Look at those ib's

Yo ib help me out

Oh look, it's those Ib's back to cause trouble again.

Yo ib that car ain't gon' last much longer witchu abusin it like that
by tr4shk4nl1ck3r4, 000 June 10, 2024
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IB

International Baccalaureate, a program created to torture students AKA International Bullshit.
Person 1: Hey are you doing the IB program?

Person 2: Oh you mean, the International Bullshit program?
by elmoiloveu October 16, 2020
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