a bitch that moves on fast from a 2 yr long relationship but gets mad when her ex gets with someone just as fast.
"Haylee Roberts is a fucking hypocrite."
"Why?"
"She got mad at her ex for getting with someone else but she got with Hayden 1 day after they broke up!"
"Why?"
"She got mad at her ex for getting with someone else but she got with Hayden 1 day after they broke up!"
by bingus and fnaf October 13, 2022

The hypocrite who tried to break in the house watched for suspicious activity. Suspicion followed him/her, but did not follow other people.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2019

Someone who says one thing at a certain time and says a whole nother thing another time . A liar , douchebag guy.
by santhania March 23, 2018

by Solid Mantis May 2, 2020

People who call cops on somebody frequently then talk shot about somebody who doesn't seem to know that 911 isn't the only number for the fire department.
The girl thought she had mind blowing information nobody else had about various things, really she was a hypocrite like everyone else.
by Solid Mantis August 29, 2019

Someone who expects more of everyone else than they do of themselves, but is still somehow without narcissism.
The hypocrite didnt see anything hypocritical about anything he/she said or did. He/she didnt think that he/she was a hypocrite too.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020

Someone who tells you abstract thought is free thought, then tells you how to think abstract (theoretical, draw a red circle and a yellow square). Someone who tries to show you how to live, but tells you to live freely.
The good life the girl wanted to take them on a tour of was overrated. Really, she was a hypocrite like everyone else.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019
