dog leg humper

terrible insult, if you use this you will make everyone within a 1000 mile radius begin breaking down crying

guy 1: what is wrong with you you are a dog leg humper go die

dog leg humper

by toilet struggler September 02, 2021

turd humper

One who humps turds

"Ben Safos is a turd humper"

by Matt Stazjic February 05, 2016

WALC Couch Humper

The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.

Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?

Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!

by sillygeese January 27, 2024

humpering

sexily moving the pelvic area to beats of music :)

i was humpering to that new song yesterday gettin all them ladies!

by the humper-er April 13, 2010

closet humper

a mammal with no balls that humps uncontrollably

"i walked into the bedroom and that closet humper wouldn't leave my teddy bear alone!"

by anero7 May 25, 2023

Polish Tongue Humper

A lesser known rapiest in a smaller town in Poland. He would go around and put the top shaft of his penis on people's mouths, and just hump. That's what he did.

The polish tongue humper has been known to bruise people's noses with his pelvis.

by Rlvers February 03, 2016

Bike humper

Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.

"Look at this bike humper on Twitter! He really hates people who like SUVs."

by Spear960 April 01, 2023