a evil, slimy beast who only cares for its self. natures living hell.
man 1:i saw a human yesterday. it was scary
man 2: poor you. i hate those things.
by penis headed goat May 8, 2019
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anything done, thought about, or pertaining to humans
slavery is humane, yet unethical.
by poopoo1000 March 2, 2005
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Humanity: Yes, a big word! Humanity contains all, i suspect, living human beings that inhibit and "protect" the world and it's neighbouring stones, rocks and other elements, as well.

We "the people" have been naming them "planets" for some time now.

In this context "we the people" i do mean all people, if you have a thing for horses, animals, things or places, than this doesn't make you a rock or a horse or even a piece of soap, it is still, i know unbelievable, but it doesn't make you something other than human. You may like horses, you may like soap, but rest asured you shall never be soap!
So yes, if it was something you have done, you might try to blame the tree in a poetic manner or seek to stone a piece of soap but that's all there is to it.
"Humanity. By trees i think you mean your family? I thought so. Keep Coloring."

"No, not a sea mammal, no, can't eat it, i know it sounds like ham, "humanity."
by good attention September 3, 2013
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The most inelligent species on the planet, which means that in the event that they screw up, the results are that much more catasrophic. The severely egotistical member of the primate family
Run for your lives, the humans are coming!
by wrestlingfreak October 14, 2006
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"...it would be an exceptional invention; it would be the only rational being, the only one capable of worshiping the Creator, of erecting temples in his honour, of waging dreadfully murderous wars in his name..."
-La Creation-

---an engineer angel presenting blueprints of 'human' to the Creator---
'I mean, we're only human beings -- and what's a human being? A weak, ugly, sinful creature, born that way, rotten in his bones -- so humility is the one virtue he ought to practice. He ought to spend his life on his knees, begging to be forgiven for his dirty existence. When a man thinks he's good -- that's when he's rotten. Pride is the worst of all sins, no matter what he's done.'
-Ayn Rand-
by daftydaft February 21, 2009
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A human is something that should never mention Edward, Jacob, Bella, or Twilight or I will dickslap you so hard your face will fall off into a vat of acid.
Nikki Hamilton is a human, therefor she will be dickslapped.
by Brandemic August 13, 2010
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We are all humans
by buddy retard June 14, 2020
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