HomoSexual Level (HSL) (1-4)

HomoSexual Level. Levels included are

HSL 1-verbal queerness
HSL 2-verbal queerness of a higher degree and/or bodily touching excluding that certain part of a male's body
HSL 3-Mega verbal queerness with extensive touching of upper and lower body. (Ex. groping)
HSL 4-You just went way to far level. (Ex. dry humping)

HomoSexual Level (HSL) (1-4)
HSL 1-
Bobby: Kevin, have I ever told you your extremely sexy.
Kevin: WTF! You just went HSL 1 on my ass.
HSL 2-
Bobby: Kevin, have I ever told you your extremely sexy. (While rubbing Kevin's back)
Kevin: WTF! You just went HSL 2 on my ass.
HSL 3:
Bobby: Kevin, your so sexy, lemme kiss the tip. (While slowly moving his hand up Kevin's leg)
Kevin:WTF! you just raised it to HSL 3!
HSL 4-
Bobby: Kevin, your so sexy, lemme kiss the tip. (While slowly moving his hand up Kevin's leg)
Kevin:(Pulls Bobby's hand to his crotch while rubbing Bobby's ass) You can kiss my tip whenever you like!

by The Fickler July 23, 2009

HSSP

Acronym for High Speed Streaming Porn

Nah dude, I'm just kicking back in front of the PC and watching some HSSP!

by Dave Oliver April 9, 2008

hstfu

Hoe shut the fuck up

Girl: I need money

Man: hoe shut the fuck up

Hoe shut the fuck up

Hstfu

by Mr Johnson24 April 28, 2014

hslot era

harry styles live on tour era! aka the best harry styles era to ever exist.

DO NOT confound with harry styles love on tour era because that one just doesn't exist yet!

"phh is the best era wbk"
"stop living in denial hslot era supremacy"

by clarinetto January 21, 2021

hsoika

a very person who chants out BUSSY! 🤪

Person : Hey, do you like hsoika?
Person 2 : Who’s that?
Person : You’re

by ventifarr May 30, 2021

HSMIYA

Confusion due to lack of context and/or background information.

"Can I have some context because I'm in a real bad state of HSMIYA right now?"

by TheYellowUmbrela September 6, 2022

Jiang Hsiao

A 15th century Chinese woodworker known for his exquisite carvings of waterfowl, especially those of the Anatidae family (ducks). Such was his affinity for the bird that he was said to have, in his later years, adopted its uneven gait. His name has been thus adopted as a colloquialism in northern parts of China such as Shandong to indicate one who possesses an ungainly walk.

A: LOL look at Katherine's waddle. She is such a Jiang Hsiao.

B: She's still cute though!

by ooh ooh aah aah September 10, 2011