After eating steak and potatoes, you take a shit that first comes out as a solid and slowly turns into a liquid as you progress through shitting and looks like and has the same texture as mud. Now here is where the hot dog comes in, you use the shit you just took as lubrication to masturbate and after you have climaxed, you feed the shit/jizz mix to your dog or cat, of course with some leftover dinner!
by Mister Insidious October 04, 2011
when you are having way too much fun typing and way too horny to realize that you spelled honry wrong. oh and you also want a nice boob fucking w/ extra mustard and maybe a tad bit of mayo.
by Robert Smith June 18, 2006
A sexual act in which the man does the chik up the batty wifout a rubber and then gets her 2 suck da shit off his Pump action yoghurt rifle
by Lord Schubert May 08, 2006
before recieving oral pleasures, a man draws, with a black marker, a pair of studious glasses and various math equations on his jack johnson to surprise the pleasure giver.
so did you get your d wet last night?
no...
what? why not? i thought you had it all set up?
i pulled the old harvard hotdog.
classic!
no...
what? why not? i thought you had it all set up?
i pulled the old harvard hotdog.
classic!
by samuel bissell November 06, 2008
by kiwiflapjack February 28, 2023
When you dreadlock your pubic hair and then get that special someone to roll your dick up like a joint and smoke that shit.
by The bacon buttie March 07, 2016
by Fuck muppets September 20, 2021