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Horn Cheese

The nasty shit you have to clean from the foreskin of your dick.
I was takin a shower last night and I had enough horn cheese to make a fuckin pizza.
by The Chocolate Leopard May 15, 2010
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beeping the horn

Pre-shit farting. In reference to 'Dropping the kids off at the pool(shitting)
Hey Mikey, stop beeping the horn you smelly fuck
by Phinton April 6, 2008
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Dry Horn

A. Feeling of disappointment due to something bad happening,
or B.What you get when you get turn down for sex.
A.Joe: Dude it turns out those tickets i bought for the concert are fake. We can't go.
Mark:Damn, that gives me a serious dry horn

B. Trisha:Oh i'm sorry, i just don't feel that way about you.
Mark: fuck, I got really bad dry horn.
by Thesubordinate August 14, 2010
mugGet the Dry Hornmug.

horn checks

haha you looked up what horn checks are it literally means nothing
i heard they rip horn checks in new york
by hansle August 16, 2019
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horn dogger

horn dogger, a man that seeks out many women for sex. Man that acts like a horny dog that will have sex with anyone that will allow it. Man could have sex with the same person but at a higher than normal amount.
my friend just text me that he just had random sex with a stranger for the 3rd time this week,what a horn dogger.
by VoodooTheMagnific June 27, 2016
mugGet the horn doggermug.

Horne Master

When someone is away from their boyfriend/girlfriend for a period of time that results in them becoming lonely horny and desperate. As a result they throw themselves at the first person of the opposite sex who shows interest in them.
Samara: Ew, did you see Shayleen ! She was gone from Joe for two weeks and she became a total horne master !

Sally: I totally noticed she was all over Kent, hes not even hot!
by purpletourtises April 30, 2011
mugGet the Horne Mastermug.

Gibby Horne

Wow he's gay

No he's just Gibby horne
by Gibby=no friends May 23, 2019
mugGet the Gibby Hornemug.

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