Horn Cheese

The nasty shit you have to clean from the foreskin of your dick.

I was takin a shower last night and I had enough horn cheese to make a fuckin pizza.

by The Chocolate Leopard May 15, 2010

Dry Horn

A. Feeling of disappointment due to something bad happening,
or B.What you get when you get turn down for sex.

A.Joe: Dude it turns out those tickets i bought for the concert are fake. We can't go.
Mark:Damn, that gives me a serious dry horn

B. Trisha:Oh i'm sorry, i just don't feel that way about you.
Mark: fuck, I got really bad dry horn.

by Thesubordinate August 15, 2010

beeping the horn

Pre-shit farting. In reference to 'Dropping the kids off at the pool(shitting)

Hey Mikey, stop beeping the horn you smelly fuck

by Phinton April 06, 2008

horn checks

haha you looked up what horn checks are it literally means nothing

i heard they rip horn checks in new york

by hansle August 17, 2019

Train-Horn

1. An audible warning device on a diesel or electric locomotive

2. The act of emitting a long and loud fart during an especially strong thrust when having sex.

In other words, farting while running train on someone

Dan and I were having great sex, until his eyes got really big, his cheeks got red, and then he train-horned on me. The smell wasn't too bad, but the sound really ruined the evening.

by derpyword15 December 04, 2016

Horne Master

When someone is away from their boyfriend/girlfriend for a period of time that results in them becoming lonely horny and desperate. As a result they throw themselves at the first person of the opposite sex who shows interest in them.

Samara: Ew, did you see Shayleen ! She was gone from Joe for two weeks and she became a total horne master !

Sally: I totally noticed she was all over Kent, hes not even hot!

by purpletourtises April 12, 2011

horn dogger

horn dogger, a man that seeks out many women for sex. Man that acts like a horny dog that will have sex with anyone that will allow it. Man could have sex with the same person but at a higher than normal amount.

my friend just text me that he just had random sex with a stranger for the 3rd time this week,what a horn dogger.

by VoodooTheMagnific April 02, 2016