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Hoochie Mamma

A woman, most likely old and wrinkly, somewhat resembling a raisin, who is under the impression that they can still "work-it". Dresses as if New York City Hooker. Sometimes is seen with a walker. If you are ever asked to "get jiggy" with one, take her purse and sprint quickly to the nearest Starbucks. Hopefully, they wont have enough speed to catch you, and a Starbucks to an old lady is like a physical to a 50+ man. Very, very uncomfortable and a touch to high tech. Stay away from Jerry Springer shows. These attract hoochie mamma's like moths to a flame.
"Shit dude, the hoochie mamma is eyeing me. We gotta dip mane!! heard for nearest Starbucks. The wi-fi creeps them out."
by catspajamas [ecb] June 16, 2008
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hoochie mama

hoochie mama is a lady/girl who is really hot...she got everythin and she gets anythin she wants. she's not necessarily a slut, she just flirts around and teases and dresses provactively.
she aint nothin but a hoochie mama!!
by kyla September 20, 2004
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Hoosier Boobs

is the development of abnormally large mammary glands in males resulting in breast enlargement.
You see a nice pair of boobs and think Dayum! Your excitement fades quickly as you look up and see they belong to a man. Gross.

"Dude, you need a bra for your hoosier boobs!"
by HUGGERNUTS October 27, 2009
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Hoosier

A native of Indiana that would otherwise be described as a hick. Tends to be very provincial, viewing Indiana as the center of the universe, while reflecting the interests, habits, and dialect of working class people of the state. Politically conservative.
Jim Bob, from Seymour Indiana, is a proud Hoosier who drives a pickup truck with an American Flag waving from it, loves auto racing and basketball, wears a mullet, uses words such as "aint" or "y'all", and considers people from a large city such as New York or Chicago as being weird, un-American big city slickers.
by RMK1 July 15, 2006
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Hoshi

Hoshi, that screamer scared the crap out of me!
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hoochie

Wow look at what that hoochie is wearing! Slut!
by Bob January 14, 2003
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hoochie

a female from the 'hood that is generally known for smokin weed, drinkin 40's, and givin up that pussy. (could sometimes be a thug bitch as well, usually unemployed and "on the county")
Damn, them hoochies aint about shit. Let's just get 'em fucked up and FUCK!
Damn, I'd sho' love to fuck that hoochie!
by BigSloMo May 9, 2006
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