bowl honker

when sitting on the toilet expecting to take an epic shit,you fart ridiculously loud and laugh hysterically

dude, i thought i had to drop dirt the other day and it was the loudest bowl honker ever

by Jesse Browne January 3, 2009

honkey

a racial epitential for a white man made popular by george jefferson, a character in the cultural black show the jeffersons in the late 1970's

what up u god damn honkey

by ironflag36 August 17, 2005

hooked

After consuming such a large ammount of alcohol or drugs that one can not be bothered to move, or are so hooked that they could not move if they wanted. Usually results in being stuck in a very uncomfortable position.

I got completely hooked on the sofa last night after those spliffs

by Christopher Stephens June 17, 2007

Honkers

ulster scots for the ball of your foot/ the heel

sit on yer honkers wee lawd!

by lets move on August 8, 2003

honkey or honkette

Racist word towards white people

That honkeys finer than a mutha*ucker

by D-Bo May 25, 2004

honkey stomp

The redneck version of a curb stomp, with or without the curb. It's when a white male leaps in the air and stomps on another persons head with both feet. Usually its a colored person who is getting the shit stomped out of them.

That nagger broke in to Jerimias trailer and stole his boots. He's is gonna honkey stomp his head in when he finds that spook.

by Bendiesel September 27, 2005

honkey

A racial epithet made popular by a man named George Jefferson in the 1970's, you see mr jefferson was moving on up to the east side; to a de-luxe apartment in the sky... he finally got a piece of the pie. Convoluted story ill admit but the point is this... one day all black people will be free.

"Reach for the skies honkey!"
"Honkey?"
"Honkey is a racial epithet made popular by a man named George Jefferson in the 1970's, you see mr jefferson was moving on up to the east side; to a de-luxe apartment in the sky... he finally got a piece of the pie. Convoluted story ill admit but the point is this... one day all black people will be free."
"Well wen's we gon be free?"
"How about now-ish?" (bang)

by gravedigga November 3, 2005