hipsterexic

adj. someone who cultivates his hipster persona in part by maintaining a low body weight, usually achieved with an extremely low proportion of muscle to bone and accompanied by pallor and the appearance of malnourishment and sickliness. rarely used to describe women.

Nick has gone completely hipsterexic!

If it weren't for that huge bowling bag, he'd be invisible when viewed from the side!

by indalomena August 4, 2006

hipster

describing someone who is as self-important as the emo, but with self-declared superior taste in fashion, music, and art. Where the emo's primary identifying feature was self-deprecation, emotional instability and general public hatred, the Hipster identifies with being so far head the rest of general society in terms of "indie-ness" and aesthetic that they take being misunderstood and overlooked as a compliment - because the masses of pop-culture whores don't get it anyway.

Hipster: "I'm so indie, I listen to bands that don't exist yet."

by exalen October 14, 2009

Tumblr Hipster

One who reblogs photos of beautiful girls in skimpy clothes doing dumb things

Tumblr Person #1: What type of blog do you have?
Tumblr Person #2: Hipster you!
Tumblr Person #1: Oh... You`re a tumblr hipster... Bye

by kendallandkyliejenner January 8, 2012

Hipstercritical

The act of one hipster judging another hipster for being hipster.

Stop being so Hipstercritical man.

by Fabricofthought April 10, 2011

Hipster

Snobby group of gross men and women who think its cool to read and wear old shit. Often listen no indie music so they can seem less mainstream and therefore more hipster to other hipsters. Mainstream ideas and products are shunned by hipsters, iphones being an exception. They show great disdain for anyone who is "mainstream" which really means anyone who doesnt like their crappy music or their shabby looking clothes and bad hair. Any person with half a brain will realize that the only thing seperating a hipster from hobo is an iPhone and taste for bad music.

Normal guy: dude, why do they let that smelly hobo in the coffee shop?
Normal guy 2: idk... Wait! Check the iPhone! Totally a hipster! .. Gross
Normal guy: Even worse! Why would they let a hipster in here! At least hobos realize it's not cool to look the way they do!

by Hipsterhater April 1, 2012

hipster

A hipster is someone who is smart enough to talk about philosophy, music, politics, art, etc. with you all day long, but not smart enough to see how big of a tool s/he is. The only sure fire way to tell if someone you're talking to is, in fact, a hipster is to ask them "are you a hipster?". If they respond no, and turn their casette player back on, you can be sure you're dealing with a hipster.

Person 1: I met this really smart girl with a goofy haircut, but I think she has asperger's.

Person 2: She's probably just a hipster.

by haditonvinyl October 16, 2010

Hipster Overlord

Error: can't be defined, you just know it when you see it.

Holy shit I've seen some hispters in my day but that is a hipster overlord.

by Bitch Tits 211 August 23, 2011