hebes

A person who's parents refer to them by their last name and/or a variation of said name. This person also accepts his or her parents' religious and political beliefs without question. He or she may also persecute crowemosexual individuals, thus making him or her a bigotch as well.

EXAMPLE 1

Evan: Look at him. He's such a crowemosexual.

Jamison: Your powers of observation are mesmerizing, hebes.

EXAMPLE 2

Mother: C'mon Hebert. We're late to the Republican National Convention.

Son: Ok mom, but can we also attend the Conservative Political Action Conference?

Mother: What's the magic word?

Son: Pleeeeaaaase.

Mother: Alright, but we'll have to go to church first.

Entire Hebert Family: Amen!

by crowemosexual May 24, 2009

Hamber

A girl named Amber who has hickory hams , love BTS , and has cat tumors

"Hey have met that girl Amber "
"yep she is a bit of Hamber"

by Hello-pls-kill-ma April 26, 2019

Hebejebes

a word used when it's sliently aquward.

.....
"hebejebes"

"what?"

by melvslife January 23, 2009

Hemballs

The tooliest lady we know, one with balls

You know who you are :D

by Jobo Farbo April 13, 2003

hemed up

To have rough sexual intercourse(usually a black female).

I hemed this bitch up last night!

by ThirstyNigga April 29, 2005

Heber

A cocky arrogant guy who is so addicted to himself that instead of smoking weed he smokes himself. He has a very low self esteem and will die exactly 1 day from when he reads this.

Boy: I HATE Heber
Girl: It’s okay he’ll be dead soon

by Alycat 16 November 29, 2018

Heberson

Heberson is a sweet and loving guy.He will fall for many girls but mainly have love for one girl.Hebeson is a guy who has a small dick but despite that he has a amazing personality.His inspirations is his family. He may seem all sweet to you but if you mess with him or one of his loved ones he can get aggressive. He loves drawing in his spare time. He is hated bye many people but loved bye many as well.

“Heberson has a small dick but he’s super nice and funny”

“Dude did you see Heberson the other day? he’s so mean I just hate him”

“Yea I seen him but I don’t think he’s mean. He’s just aggressive when you mess with him or his loved ones”

by Factsbabygurl July 3, 2018