Happy Raccoon

When getting ready to ejaculate from cunnilingus, one must punch the girl with both fists in the eyes. Thus instantly giving her two black eyes, to make her resemble a semen covered raccoon. Then once completely finished, whilst walking out of the house, one must knock over the girls trash and recycling bins.

Did you hear that Mel Gibson gave Oksana Grigorieva a Happy Raccoon right before he threatened to bury her under his rose bushes?

by Twistid_420 August 6, 2010

The Ol' Jim Halpert

"The Ol' Jim Halpert" is the phrase used to describe your facial expression when you are caught in an awkward, uncomfortable or undesireable situation. The term is based on the facial expressions of the character Jim Halpert of the hit television show, The Office.

Person 1: Lets loose a long and luxurious barritone bung-fart while imitating his obese boss. Person 1 then gets out of his chair and starts to walk the Sumo-Wrester while throwing cookies at his face Cookie-Monster style.

Person 2: Sits in grave silence as Person #1's boss quietly has witnessed the entire display from the table across the room. Person #2 has no options in this awkward situation and simply gives his dinner date "The Ol' Jim Halpert" look.

by trees-don't-grow-on-money June 17, 2009

trigger happy

Someone who cant help but to pull the trigger every chance they get

Gangsta1:iight this is how its gonna go down.
*gun shot*
Gangsta1:goddamn, we aint even out the house n already ur shooting shit.
Gangsta2:my bad.
Gangsta3:trigger happy mo fucker.

by Young Gangsta May 19, 2006

happy place

place inside all of us where we are all happy and get the warm fuzzies. our happy places are insulated from the shitheads that make up just about everyone we encounter.

i'm in my happy place and i'm not mad at the world anymore!

by unusu-al June 10, 2004

happy horseshit

A quaint term used by the elder generation to denote frivolous activity which they find annoying. A staple of any fiesty grandparent's verbal repertoire.

"Jaime, Stacy, Pauly...knock off the happy horseshit!"

by Vajrayogi January 2, 2008

Happy Endler

The act of recieving hand sex from a stripper after a private lap dance. Often talked about, but never witnessed makes the "Happy Endler" a true myth.

Since he hasn't been laid in over a decade, Ted paid the stripper an extra $60 to perform a Happy Endler at the end of his private lap dance.

by ohcrap724 March 15, 2011

Happy-go-Jacky

Going at it; either sexually or with vigor.

He gets happy-go-jacky on the big white guy like a donkey eating a waffle. As used on SNL Sporscenter Skit.

by Emily A December 5, 2007