Gurting

Doing something very smart but something very dangerous at the same time

A cat is stuck on the tree and Joe is going to get that cat down by climbing up.

Joe is gurting in order to get that cat down off the tree

by TeenWithInformation April 12, 2025

Gurting

when you're about to bust and you press your urethra against someone's nostril, letting it fill up their nasal cavity. If it's a fat load, it can squirt out the other nostril, giving the appearance of a gogurt tube being squeezed dry.

"Fuck man I gurted Bryan the other day and it was insane! It shot at least 2 feet out of his nose."

"Wanna go gurting after school? Don't worry, you can gurt me back after"

by Simsonchin April 10, 2025

gurt

the main character

ikiab: ima keep it a gurt
gurt: ts pmo

by Gigglesquirt May 9, 2025

Gurt

When you do something smart but very dangerous.

Person #1: I'm gonna backflip off the Grand Canyon to hijack that tyrannic yacht smuggling illegal copies of Coyote Vs. Acme.

Jade: He's gurting it good!

by JokeJar2 April 13, 2025

Gurt

Doing something very smart but very dangerous

me:yogurt
gurt: i know this was gonna happen

by Ralsei_is_dumb April 24, 2025

Gurting

It means doing something smart but that is also very dangerous

Yeah i knew this was happening its gurting

by ImthatRodent April 12, 2025

Gurting

To do something that’s very smart, but also very dangerous.

A small dog is riding a skateboard down a ramp, this indicates intelligence, but what it’s doing is risky and could result in injury. You could say it’s gurting

by Cockexploder9000 April 14, 2025