Guinea Blow

When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of your nose. Similar to farmers blow only gayer and Italians do it.

Santana had to get goo out his nose so he fired off a Guinea blow onto the street.

by HauseBabes February 12, 2025

Peruvian guinea pig

The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.

I gave my peruvian guinea pig a shave.

by VioletThePurple February 25, 2023

One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 13, 2021

Guinea Pig Week

A rough week, similar in usage to “Going through it” or “It’s been a week”.

“Hey, how’s your week been?” “I’ve had a guinea pig week, man”

by Lampollo February 01, 2025