Grunt

A collective word for all types of porn/pornography, arising from the noise recipients make whilst reading or watching it, and also by the performers.

Johnny is in his bedroom watching grunt on his laptop whilst his dad is in his shed looking at old grunt magazines.

by Craig in the Hat June 15, 2018

Grunt-nap

A nap taken with no normal comforts such as pillows or covers. Usually taken with little notice in a small window of time in an uncomfortable location such as a hanger floor or a foxhole

“Did you get any sleep?”
“Yeah I got a grunt-nap while I was waiting for EOD to show up”

by the great whan July 27, 2018

Pork grunts

After eating large quantities of smoked pork then frantically running into a friends bathroom to ruin it from a complete asshole explosion covering walls, sinks, and toiletries with liquid shit. (SL 2018)

Holy fuck, Jared! Your pork chops gave me the god damn pork grunts. I just sprayed shit from my ass all over the bathroom walls. FUCK!

by SLLS August 19, 2018

Grunts and Crafts

Anytime a grunt (infantry fighting person), or a group of grunts design something for a specific situation, in a short period of time, to solve a real time problem on the battlefield. Essentially, arts and crafts for military people, but on the fly.

An example of this would be retrofitting Humvees to survive IED attacks. Or when the USMC outsmarted DARPA's AI with cartwheels and carboard boxes.

They needed to fix the machine gun, so they had a grunts and crafts session to solve the problem.

by WalterWhitesPhD November 19, 2023

Cunt Grunt

The cunt grunt is very much like it's sister word, qweef with the cunt grunt being a more masculine of the, yet still all female. The cunt grunt is something the male partner will experience as he gets deeper into his relationship with the one who grunts the cunt

Yo,you and Ole girl been together for a while way past that honeymoon phase almost in the no more sex portion, you should try to enjoy her cunt grunt. She trusts you and maybe you won't have to go through cut off no sex part.

by Thorbo February 2, 2023

Grunt

A blue collar worker who makes more money then the rest of they co-workers by working harder or clocking in more hours.

Stranger: what do you for a living?

Man: you know how it is man, I'ma Grunt.

by Num-burr February 20, 2023

Grunts Of Effort

The Top version of whimpering.

You: "Hey wanna send me a video of you performing grunts of effort ;)"
Me: "I'm not comfortable with a video but i could do an audio"
You: "oooo yes daddy"

by cunninglingusqueen June 29, 2023