Grunt Texts

Text messages composed with minimal effort. Primarily two words or less and consist of concise (mostly incomplete) thoughts, phrases or responses.

My witty responses quickly turned to grunt texts when my interest waned.

by Sportyspice85 December 2, 2018

Grunting

Achieving a state of pleasure, satisfaction or content via the slightest sexual means for an extended period of time. For example, this could include anal stimulation as well as viewing pornographic images to achieve an erection however, without fully engaging the erection within acts of sex or full masturbation (frotting may sometimes be permitted). It's a more on the edge for of edging so to speak. Buddhist and Hindu monks have been known to 'grunt' for the purpose of meditational practices.

Andrew is exhausted and sore as he stayed up all night grunting without edge or climax

by Sex Magicka Wizard April 23, 2024

Grunt

To make noises at someone

P1:Weird noise similar to a cough or a rawr

P2: Are you grunting at me

by Qeap September 1, 2022

bumble and grunt

cockney rhyming slang for an attractive female. Comes from the slag: cunt

1: Mate, u see that bumble and grunt alk in?
2: indeed mate, i would any day!!!!

by Kynan October 30, 2007

Grunts Of Effort

The Top version of whimpering.

You: "Hey wanna send me a video of you performing grunts of effort ;)"
Me: "I'm not comfortable with a video but i could do an audio"
You: "oooo yes daddy"

by cunninglingusqueen June 29, 2023

grunt one out

(usu. derogatory) give birth. Derived from the sound made after the command "push, push, push!!!"

Michelle has been knocked up forever, when is she gonna grunt one out?!

by Samuel Francisco October 1, 2014

Grunt

Chunky foul smelling substance consisting of poop, sweat and other substances found in the butt crack leading all the way to the asshole. Found mostly in the taint area as a result of not charging properly. Substance created as a result of swamp ass

Dude, he smells like grunt…

by Cthulhall09 September 23, 2021