grumpy monkey

When your man wants some lovin but he didn't get you what you want

Scott tried to get some but i went all grumpy monkey on his ass

by FLwheeler April 18, 2016

Grumpy computers

Its either a Laggy computer or one of the Most annoying internet trolls to exist.

Grumpy computers is a word That can be used on a number of sentences Like My computer is pretty grumpy today or My grumpy computer cant even run minecraft.

by Grumpy computers January 13, 2019

Grumpy dumpy

A shit that is not refreshing to let go and you wish you hadn’t.

I just shifted my pants that shit was grumpy dumpy.

by Palmer McCshitter June 4, 2022

GRUMPY LEMLEY

verb - The unfortunate act of farting in the shower so foul that you're forced to wash yourself all over again like you're resetting your entire day.

Bro, I was almost done rinsing off, then pulled a Grumpy Lemley and had to start from scratch.

by The Duke of Disgust August 6, 2025

grumpy fart

A grumpy fart is when ur bowels in ur asshole drop a megafuckton of octaves and make a sound that sounds like a whale just two steped a giraffe

Yo Jared just layer down the grumpy fart

by Mr Chico Xeen May 8, 2022

Mr. Grumpy-pants

Angry boner

Here come's Mr. Grumpy-pants.

by Modern Women December 16, 2025

grumpy gypsy

A grumpy gypsy is when you're friends think they are knowledgeable about lies you have told, mind readers, or can read ones personality, gestures or expressions- like a boss. But infact have no idea what the hell they are talking about or have any idea that infact what they believe is a lie or a good statement of you're character is completely inacurate & when you point that out.. -that they know no nothing- ie.Jon Snow... they become angry that they have 1 less gift that they truly believed they were blessed with.

Andrew was acting like a total fucking grumpy gypsy, he thinks I lied when infact i did not because i laughed at him when he mentioned it and thinks laughing is a trait of mine when i lie. #wheresmypokerface?

by the.realest. May 17, 2016