Grumpy dumpy

A shit that is not refreshing to let go and you wish you hadn’t.

I just shifted my pants that shit was grumpy dumpy.

by Palmer McCshitter June 4, 2022

Grumpy dumpy

When you let a shit go and it was not refreshing and you regret letting it go.

I just shitted my pants that shit was a grumpy dumpy.

by Palmer McCshitter June 4, 2022

Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

by AQuokka April 20, 2022

grumpy gabe

a grumpy gabe is a person who is always upset and always wants to ruin other people's days

Person 1: wow that girl is so cute
Person 2: um don't you have a boyfriend
Person 1: don't be such a grumpy gabe

by deputy_cute_stuff November 17, 2020

Grumpy Customer

A really big dump, that may or may not be currently slamming against your rectum.

Hey guys, I'd love to help you, but I've got one hell of a grumpy customer right now. It requires my full attention.

by walrusnuts November 18, 2020

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf is a made name of a Christmas Carol just to see if people would choose something they have never heard of or try and look up what it was online, only to find it here.

We tried to google " The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf " only to wind up on this pointless webpage and then we had to give Mr. Trey a Lump of Coal.

by Mr. Trey December 14, 2020

grumpy steve

A local Vermont term for groundhogs (also known as woodchucks)

I have to trap all these grumpy steves before they eat my whole garden.

by M Valle January 10, 2021