anti-research grenade 

noun /ˈæn.ti-rɪˈsɜːtʃ grəˈneɪd/

An object thrown at a person to distract them from the important research they should be doing.

An anti-research grenade should be something irresistibly interesting to a person. It is usually tailored to the persons specific interests. For example you may toss a small puzzle to a fan of riddles and games, or you may toss a light saber pen to a fan of Star Wars.

The victim must be doing research at the time of deployment, or the anti-research grenade will be ineffective.

A successful anti-research grenade should render the victim completely unable to perform any sort of productive activity.

An anti-research grenade is not something that the victim will be forced to spend time on, such as an open container of spaghetti. It should be something that the victim will willingly choose to spend time on so that the blame for their inactivity will ultimately fall upon the victim.

I threw a toy car with magnets on the bottom at Aaron and yelled, "anti-research grenade!" It was super effective.

anti-research grenade by T-mix September 20, 2011

hippy grenade 

An explosive marijuana seed detonated from the heat of a blunt or joint cherry.

AHHH!!!! There's shit in my eye...must of been a hippie grenade.
Well make sure you get the seeds out next time.

hippy grenade by Mark March 21, 2005

Pubic Grenade 

Similar to a Frag Grenade. However, upon the explosion, some random person pubes fly all over. Usually made out of tennis balls, compressed gass, and pubic hair.

Dude, let me throw that Pubic Grenade.
I got hit by a pubic Grenade.

Pubic Grenade by KansukeKojima November 24, 2006

Jager Grenade 

A Jager Grenade is a variation on a Jager Bomb. It consist's of a glass of Red Bull or Monster (Like a Jager Bomb) and two tall shot glasses. One of Jager and the other being either Sambuca or Tequila. The two shots are rested next to each other over the Red Bull. You can then do one of two things. Either "pull the pin" by doing the Sambuca or Tequila shot and then downing the remaining Jager Bomb. Or you can pour both shots in to the Red Bull then down the Red Bull with both shots in it. The 2nd being preferred when you are in a busy bar and drinks get knocked over.

You: Can we get two Jager Grenades?
Bar: Sure, Sambuca or Tequila?
You: Sambuca

Jager Grenade by Kyle93 October 25, 2012

jumping on the grenade 

When a group of guys go to mack on a group of girls, the guy who jumps on the grenade is the guy who goes after the fat chick in the group to clear the way for his friends to go after the hot ones. Usually guys take turns

"Man I ain't jumping on the grenade this timn. I did it last time"

jumping on the grenade by mur11 July 29, 2006

plasma grenade 

The ugly ass girl of the bunch that thinks she has a chance and will stalk, until she is either diffused or explodes.

That plasma grenade was following my boy around all night, tryin to mack. We knew she had to be diffused before she blew up.

plasma grenade by war_wonton November 17, 2010

h-grenade 

Name given to someone whose name starts with H and is worth it. Could sometimes be used for a hot girl or for a teacher that you have.

Wow h-grenade is looking great today, i just want to get into her pants.
or
Man I just want to pull h-grenades pin and she her explode.

Man H-grenade's class was gerat today.

h-grenade by Hugh Jass Crack December 16, 2008