When someone is unhappily crying and a person goes to comfort them, the comfort evolves into a snog, fingerblast or a shag.
"I'll never see you again."
"It's fine, there there."
(hug ensues followed by a reach down to grab ass)
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got wet grabbed.
"It's fine, there there."
(hug ensues followed by a reach down to grab ass)
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got wet grabbed.
by Mikhail Galinichenko October 28, 2019
Being from Brooklyn, this is the act when you randomly grab your nuts while doing everyday tasks (i.e. cooking, cleaning, talking to people) and not even realize you are touching yourself
by D.P. McDaniels June 05, 2014
Performing preventative maintenance on something. Limes are closely related to lemons. You'd better grab that lime before it becomes a lemon, right?
Please don't arrange dinner too early, I need enough time to get home from work and lime grab my car!
by Panorama Squid October 07, 2012
by raggedy ass November 05, 2021
When you're having unprotected sex with a woman in Alamogordo, NM, and you tell her you're about to finish, she grabs you firmly by the neck and rides you harder in a blatant attempt to get pregnant so she can leave that desolate, arid wasteland for good.
by CuttlefishAndAsparagus August 07, 2012
by Lanore May 16, 2019
Mike recently quit smoking and reached for a cigarette that was no longer in his pocket.
Mike: shit man, I just did a Phantom Grab
Mike: shit man, I just did a Phantom Grab
by PogChamp3 June 07, 2022