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Al Gore

1. Former U.S. Vice President.
2. Grower of beards.
3. Practioner of Black Magic.
4. Inventor of the Internet (most important).
Tyler: Hey, you want to go to church with me?
Jack: Church?
Tyler: Yeah, the Church of Al Gore's Beard!
Jack: Sweet, I'm there!
by Quinn Mallory December 22, 2005
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Goive

A derogatory term for a person, thing or situation that is a source of annoyance or exasperation. Also commonly inserted as a synonym for such a person, thing or situation into a common sentence or title to designate said annoyance or exasperation.
This new olive oil spray is such a goive.

Yeh, I know that guy. Complete goive.

I'm getting really tired of watching 'America's Next Top Goive'.
by harrylemon April 8, 2008
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Gorean

Humans that choose WILLINGLY to follow the philosophy of the lifestyle as described in the novels written by John Norman. Being gorean does NOT mean being into BDSM. The best way to describe the acts of Goreans when it comes to relating to other human beings is natural order. Males dominate and women submit. Following a gorean lifestyle is to be honorable, trustworthy and honest.
They are gorean and relate to eachother naturally on a level that is all but lost in modern society.
by la kajira August 10, 2007
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Al Gore

A cure for insomnia.
Doctor, I can't get any sleep. What should I do?
Take two Al Gores and call me in the morning.
by Michael Barr April 25, 2006
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Al Gore

Global Warming activist / hipocritical D Bag:

A charlatan hypocrite, sitting back blissfully betrothed in his 20 room mansion that exploits more energy in one month than the average American household does in an entire year (that’s 12 times as much if you can’t do 1st grade mathematics) while laughing at his calculatingly false accusations of global warming while gas looms $5.00 per gallon.
This world is gettin' hot, I shit you not! ~Al Gore
by Big_Tone October 6, 2008
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al gore

Vice President to Bill Clinton and also the loser who thinks he invented the internet
Al Gore: um i took the liberty of inventing the internet
by NS March 29, 2005
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Al Gore

"It's the Electoral vote that counts.That's our system and we ought to abide by it!" -- Al Gore
"We ought to abide by it - Jen-ny..."
by Al "Forrest Gump" Gore October 22, 2004
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