by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022
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Get the Goldfish mug.The act of intentionally or unintentionally spacing out when someone is talking to you
Can be perceived as uninterested or a form of passive aggression
Can be perceived as uninterested or a form of passive aggression
John: Hey Mark, why doesn't that girl talk to us anymore?
Mark: Dude, I goldfished her and I think she got the message.
John: Oh ok, but next time tell me when you are goldfishing.
Mark: Dude, I goldfished her and I think she got the message.
John: Oh ok, but next time tell me when you are goldfishing.
by GweenYunYan December 9, 2021
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Girl 1- I'm talking to Zac.
Girl 2 - Another one? Your a fucking goldfish.
Girl 1- I'm talking to Zac.
Girl 2 - Another one? Your a fucking goldfish.
by FrankieRose December 21, 2021
Get the Goldfish mug.a type of friend that tends to forget you exist when they make new friends, or get a new girl/boyfriend, and then come crawling back if/when the relationship ends.
similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
“did you hear that marcus broke up with kristina?”
“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
by crackerjack9 April 12, 2022
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Get the GoldFish mug.Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."
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