1. When your life is worse then fucked.
2. When that dude over there is too wasted to dance, and he dances anyway.
3. something to say when you stubbed your toe.
4. Another word for a "cocktease" But like there REALLY good at it. And they really piss you off.
2. When that dude over there is too wasted to dance, and he dances anyway.
3. something to say when you stubbed your toe.
4. Another word for a "cocktease" But like there REALLY good at it. And they really piss you off.
1. Damn. my dog died, then i lost my job, then i spilled coffee on my favorite shirt. My life is fuckockled
2. The guy is so fuckockled. He can't dance!
3. That girl is such a fuckockle.
4.Fuckockle!
2. The guy is so fuckockled. He can't dance!
3. That girl is such a fuckockle.
4.Fuckockle!
by Crom, master of metal January 12, 2008
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Dick: Hey Harry can I borrow your phone to call my wife?
Harry: But you just got off of my phone talking to your wife didnt you? Ask Tom if you can borrow his.
5 min later:
Dick: Harry is it ok if I borrow your phone to call my wife?
Harry: Fuckoffdie!
Repeated all over again every 15 min.
Harry: But you just got off of my phone talking to your wife didnt you? Ask Tom if you can borrow his.
5 min later:
Dick: Harry is it ok if I borrow your phone to call my wife?
Harry: Fuckoffdie!
Repeated all over again every 15 min.
by OOV August 25, 2009
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(a)Slang for a hacker, phisher, online criminal, looking to steal another's personal identity for their own personal gain.
(b) Also a malicious BOT or scroller.
(c)Slang for a deviant which enjoys creating computer trojans, worms, viruses and spy ware.
(d) An annoying vacuous individual with too much time on their hands which enjoy forwarding unwanted spam and chain letters which contain such malicious spy ware.
(b) Also a malicious BOT or scroller.
(c)Slang for a deviant which enjoys creating computer trojans, worms, viruses and spy ware.
(d) An annoying vacuous individual with too much time on their hands which enjoy forwarding unwanted spam and chain letters which contain such malicious spy ware.
Before they knew it, the chat was disrupted by a fuckophile which ruined the topic of discussion by scrolling excessively.
by Panthera Atrox January 25, 2011
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Derived from the root word conundrum
1: a problem or question that is so confusing and befuddling that the emphasis of the expletive fuck is appropriate.
2: a situation where urgent and pressing stimuli force one to hastily make an impromptu decision in which each outcome has serious consequences.
1: a problem or question that is so confusing and befuddling that the emphasis of the expletive fuck is appropriate.
2: a situation where urgent and pressing stimuli force one to hastily make an impromptu decision in which each outcome has serious consequences.
Commander: "She's sustained serious damage to her starboard aft. Our men are working fast to secure her steadfast, but she's taking on 20 tons of water every second. At this point chances are slim that we can reclaim her to watertight, Captain, and if we go another 3 minutes without sealing the watertight bulkheads she'll be listing heavy to starboard, severely limiting our maneuverability. If we don't seal her soon, Captain, our enemy will overtake us."
Captain: "Do we have any communication with the crisis team?"
Commander: "No, sir, they're isolated down there; even worse, our fire teams are having serious trouble battling the fire to link up with them."
Captain: "How many men do we have trapped?"
Commander: "Roughly 350 souls, Captain."
Captain: "and you're certain we have only 3 minutes before we approach the event horizon?"
Commander: "No, as of now we only have two and half minutes, and that, yes, I am certain of."
Captain: "My God, what a fuckonundrum!"
Captain: "Do we have any communication with the crisis team?"
Commander: "No, sir, they're isolated down there; even worse, our fire teams are having serious trouble battling the fire to link up with them."
Captain: "How many men do we have trapped?"
Commander: "Roughly 350 souls, Captain."
Captain: "and you're certain we have only 3 minutes before we approach the event horizon?"
Commander: "No, as of now we only have two and half minutes, and that, yes, I am certain of."
Captain: "My God, what a fuckonundrum!"
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