Seasonal Friendship

The type of friendship only maintained for seasonal reasons, such as college, employment or other nefarious activities.

My seasonal friendship just ended with Kim, she's packing up and heading for the great outdoors. It should renew next year, when she's done being a dirty hippie.

by anothernic June 3, 2009

Facebook friendship

You know those people who'll never talk or even look at you in real life but on Facebook they like everything on your page, pester you with wall posts, always want to chat with you, poke you, etc. (generally act like you two are great friends)? Oh, and you barely know them or don't even know them at all and at some point randomly got a friend request from them. Yeah, you totally have a Facebook friendship with them!

Lisa: "Pshh... Yesterday Julia kept bugging me on Facebook all night until I finally had to get off the computer just to be rid of her. Today she won't even look my way. What's wrong with her?!"
Lilly: "Oh, she does that to everyone. She seems to love leading Facebook friendships with people but real friendship means nothing to her!"
Lisa: "I see. That's pointless, no wonder she has no real friends, just those "friends" she has on Facebook."
Lilly:" Yeah, I know, right? Facebook is not a replacement for real friends. It's just a sad attempt."

by immaraider June 9, 2011

Fate of Friendship

The power that you and me have. Not many hold it. It's so easy to create, to possess, but for some reason, few do.

Don't worry, Alex, we've got the Fate of Friendship. Zombies are just a small annoyance.

by Jinx (Name already used) December 24, 2010

friendship penis

A really small penis

Wow Ryan Jude Rankin you have a "nice" friendship penis. Exclaimed Cam.

by trevorthedog May 9, 2019

Words with Friendship

An invitation to play the popular iPhone game "Words with Friends" which may appear to as an advancement in your relationship with the other person.

Jessica: Ugh I just got a Words with Friends invite from Joey...
Ashley: Are you ready for that kind of relationship?
Jessica: No it's too soon. I don't think I'm ready for a Words with Friendship

by Adolf "Jesus" Hitler October 13, 2011

my little pony friendship is magic

the greatest show on earth. haters have never seen it. if they've seen it and still hate it, they have no soul. twilight sparkle, applejack, rainbowdash, pinkie pie, rarity, and fluttershy represent everything friendship is. and therefore, magic.

Brony: Omg, My little pony friendship is magic is so legit
Hater: Ew, what a little kid
Brony: Have you ever seen it?
Hater: Ew, why would I EVER watch THAT show?

22 minutes later

Former Hater: whoa...

by coco colored cutie December 18, 2012

Apex Friendship High School

Apex Friendship High is known as the "gayest" high school in Wake County, Apex, North Carolina. This school is known for it's horrible sports program in which they win absolutely nothing. Even the students hate going there . Pretty much everyone knows it as the "sloppy seconds" of Apex high school. Majority of the kids who go to Apex Friendship are wanna-be preps and majority of these kids are ass at sports. Kids that go to apex friendship have very high ego's in which they believe their high school will get better when in fact it's not. Look at the name "apex FRIENDSHIP high school" everybody knows that this school is wack and there's nothing else to it. Also the boys are usually douche bag queers who think they're the shit. But the girls think they're cute when majority have slept with many other dudes even before becoming a freshman. Apex Friendship overall is an ass school and they're the worst in Wake County, NC and they will never get better.

RIP PATRIOTS

Katie: What high school do you go to Jack
Jack: Uh.... I don't know
Katie: I thought you went to Apex Friendship
Jack: Uh..... Yeah kinda I think
Katie: Why'd you lie
Jack: Because Apex Friendship High School is gay as hell, I don't claim it

by your local neighborhood prep January 17, 2017