fretard

friggen retard or freaking retard

Dude 1: i broke my leg by jumping off the roof of my house!
Dude 2: why the hell did you do that?!
Dude 1: i was bored.
Dude 2: dude, ur a fretard!

by HART03 April 23, 2007

Fiesta

Most notable from cumfiesta.com. Fiesta means to ejaculate or shoot a huge load on a girl.

Are you ready for the Fiesta? I just fiesta'd all over your girls face!

by Lou May 13, 2005

fiesta

when a man and a woman have sex, then the man cums all over the woman

The girl was covered in cum after the fiesta

by titus March 23, 2004

frastard

Noun. 1. A creative combination of the terms fucker and bastard.

2.A term of endearment, but only in certain circumstances, i.e., not around the elderly, prudes, or the clergy. It's just not done.

1. That dude just stole my guitar! What a frastard!

2. You bought me Heineken for my birthday?! C'mere you frastard!

by subibassist June 4, 2007

frecstatic

American slang synonym to German's schadenfreude, pronounced freak-sta-tic or frek-sta-tic, being ecstatic about some freak occurrence that happen to someone else, taking delight in someone else's misfortune.

Did you hear that Angie's pc got a computer virus? No, that's frecstatic.

by LadyRave March 14, 2010

Fiestanista

Fiesta - nista. A person who goes to festivals.

Jack: "Who is that?"
Jill: "That is Billy. He's a fiestanista. He just got back from Bannaroo and is making plans to hit Burning Man."

or

"Let's get out of this bar. Too many fiestanistas. Next thing you know, everyone is going to break out the jembes"

or

"I'm going to meet some other fiestanistas down in Austin for SxSW."

by tucantra November 8, 2011

frustappointed

frustrated & disappointed at something in a mad way

YOU MAKE ME FRUSTAPPOINTED WITH YOUR BAD DRIVING!

by minewords December 14, 2013