Team Lestat

An anti-Twilight group formed by those of us who are sick of the constant fuss over a shiny tinkerbell reject who is too much of a pussy to drink human blood, as well as pissed by the crazed 13 year old fangirls who are under the impression that said fag is an actual vampire.
An example of a true vampire is Lestat de Lioncourt, the main character of Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles. Evil, cunning, charming, original (and not merely a pathetic example of cheesey romance) ACTUALLY sexy and not afraid to prey on humans, Lestat obviously reduces Edward Cullen to the sparkly pile of shit he is.
Summary: Team Lestat is for those of you who know that Lestat sucks blood, and Edward sucks cock. REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE.

Group of Twitards: OMG, OMG!!! Edward is leik the BEST. VAMPIRE. EVERRRRR!!!!! He's so romantic and really hawt!! Omg, MARRY ME, EDWARD!! I'm so calling myself Mrs. Cullen from now on!! Omg, GO TEAM EDWARD!!! What team are you??!!!!!!11ONE!1??
Me: ... Team Lestat.
Twitard: OMG!! I tried reading that book CUZ I LUV VAMPIRES but it was liek so scary!!! Lestat is soo mean! He kills PEOPLE!!!! D: D: Edward is such a better vampire!!!
Me: .... *facepalm*

by LestatOwnsCullen December 22, 2009

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Team Jacob

Relating to the preference of Jacob Black (wolf) over Edward Cullen (vampire) in the book 'Twilight' by Stephenie Meyer.

WARNING: Girls(or maybe sometimes boys) do take to their man/wolf quite seriously--(same goes to Team Edward-ers who take to their man/vampire quite seriously (look for Team Edward))-- so do not question their choice or make fun of them. Your face may be damaged. Also, if a Team Jacob member gets within a 5' radius of a Team Edward member; one may want to duck and take cover.

(Joking about that last part...or maybe not O.o)

'Are you wearing a Team Edward t-shirt?!'
'Emm... yeah?'
'EWWWW!!!! Team Jacob is SOOOOO much better! Edward is such a *insert favorite curse word here*!'
'Oh NO you didn't!'
(Squabble Squabble)
(Extensions go flying)
(Bite Bite)
(Scream Scream)
(Kick Kick)
(Etc.)

by Plaid.Tomato.Slippers. August 08, 2008

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Twerk Team

Dancing whores.

Any Twerk Team that gives you a group lapdance.

by Kryossat January 16, 2014

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Swim team

Usually described as a "cult" group. Unusually close clique that are always together. Spend several hours a day in the pool and then get ready to go out at night - together. Other close groups of friends do not compare to the swim team.

Students who participate in the swim team are in a cult.

by Sarah Hartshorne February 22, 2005

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Team Rowdy

a group of persons that, individually, posses the ability to direct any particular social gathering to it's peak level of wildness. When united this group of rad persons will completely change your life ( or at least for one night )

This party really blows, hopefully Team Rowdy shows up soon.

by whutwhutwhut August 20, 2009

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