When you fart and shit at the same time and you have to wash your pants 7 time to get the stain out.
Jimmy: Mum, I just shart.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!
Later that day...
eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!
Later that day...
eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.
by Aussiestereotypes April 09, 2020
by alaina💩💩 November 30, 2019
by Hello37 June 19, 2017
I thought it was just a regular fart until poo was in my pants and I realized it was actually a shart.
by ctog November 24, 2018
by sharting101 April 04, 2022
by Allie Mata January 01, 2006
1ST PERSON: jeeeeeeeeeeeesssuuussss, listen mate, we need to leave, ive just sharted my self!!!
2ND PERSON: GRIME FACTOR 5 !!!! U FCUKIN WALLY!
2ND PERSON: GRIME FACTOR 5 !!!! U FCUKIN WALLY!
by NATE DOUG August 11, 2005