A crazy good player for Texas a&m who is known for being the arch enemy of the crimson tide football team.
by Katie jones September 14, 2013
Get the johnny footballmug. A football player with a big dick
by Angelica Cross October 2, 2017
Get the football dickmug. by Fuck you declan March 6, 2019
Get the SL FOOTBALLmug. A football (soccer) gay is someone who's personality revolves around the sport, football. Most common sightings occur when they congregate in a group, usually a circle in which a ball is kicked amongst the football gays. The dialect of a football gay most commonly includes phrases such as "test my touch" and "on my head". Football gays can also be distinguished without a ball in their possession; they will usually wear astro's (football boots without studs) paired with jeans, and will usually have a blank, slated expression.
Mark "hey, look at those football gays over there" Terry "don't call us that, in 10 years time you'll be asking for my signature"
by Robloys July 18, 2018
Get the Football Gaymug. A sport originally started by Mormons.
It involves 2 teams and a football in an indoor corridor. There is also one person in charge of turning the lights on and off at random. All light is blocked off and the football is placed in the middle of the "field." The chapel overflow of a Mormon church makes a perfect playing field for the game.
Before the game starts the teams have to touch their team wall. When the lights go off every player tries to get to the ball and get it to the opposite wall. Points are scored when the ball is held on the other teams wall when the lights come on. As there is no referee, all sorts of wrestling to get the ball are allowed.
You cannot move or be caught standing up when the lights come on. If you do you will be sent back to your team wall.
It involves 2 teams and a football in an indoor corridor. There is also one person in charge of turning the lights on and off at random. All light is blocked off and the football is placed in the middle of the "field." The chapel overflow of a Mormon church makes a perfect playing field for the game.
Before the game starts the teams have to touch their team wall. When the lights go off every player tries to get to the ball and get it to the opposite wall. Points are scored when the ball is held on the other teams wall when the lights come on. As there is no referee, all sorts of wrestling to get the ball are allowed.
You cannot move or be caught standing up when the lights come on. If you do you will be sent back to your team wall.
by groovydudeyo November 9, 2011
Get the Midnight Footballmug. by ryegarnetsfootballyay October 13, 2018
Get the Rye footballmug. Men's football at walmart, overrating themselves. Also for the americans I meant soccer and not handegg
girl; Women's football deserves equal pay
boy: the world's best women's football team can't even beat 15 year old boys
boy: the world's best women's football team can't even beat 15 year old boys
by ~wannabeafeminist~ November 22, 2021
Get the Women's footballmug.