Floppingoogin

When having sexual Intercourse with a 2000 pound woman with a flaccid penis then your dog/cat comes into the room and starts humping your leg then a bird comes in and shits on the woman's forehead then the bird eats your ass

Damn, I just got back from a disgusting Floppingoogin!

by That one guy with a foreskin October 25, 2018

jerry flopping

When a black man jumps up into the air over the top of another screaming black man and dunks a basketball over his head while having a ultrasonic orgasm

Oh he just jerry flopped me so hard I'm covered in cum! He jumped right over me *shudders with delight*

I love it when my neighbor comes over! He is obsessed with jerry flopping me all day

by qewvyqwgyas October 31, 2017

Butt flossing

When your hair is long enough that looking up and down rubs your hair against your butt.

We thought she nodded her head yes, but she was really butt flossing.

by BigDumpling November 30, 2017

Flip-flopping

When two men are having sex, flip-flopping means to penetrate and to fuck each other’s anal one after the other. It often implies a longer sex; not to fuck and to reach to the ecstasy one by one, but to continue the cycle to stop fucking then to get fucked.

“Are you more top or bottom?”
“I like both. Flip-flopping is the best for me”

by S.C.O. October 24, 2019

Floating Turd

A useless, waste of space employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.

That guy in IT, he's a real floating turd.

by A non floater May 1, 2006

Flossing the mollusk

The act of circulating the penis throughout the vagina during sexual intercourse, due to either lack of penile girth or excessive vaginal elasticity, in order to increase sexual pleasure for either or both parties.

Ex. 1:
Brandi: How was your date with Joe?
Tina: Eh, okay. He bought me dinner so I took him back to my place.
Brandi: How’d that go?
Tina: I’ve had better. He was so small I had to tell him to floss the mollusk.
Brandi: Yeah, I find flossing the mollusk helps sometimes.

Ex. 2
Joe: Dude, I totally fucked Tina last night after taking her to McDonald’s.
Tom: How was it?
Joe: She was so loose I had to floss the mollusk.

by Zachy and JameJame October 28, 2011

im flapping my wings

something that rapper nelly said so that he could se gurls get low and kick them over , obiously exposing them and makin them easier to screw

i thaugh i told u to flap ur wings woman!!!!!

by robin November 1, 2004