e-flirter

Keyboard jockey, living in parents' basement, throwing around compliments to girls on the Internets like it was going out of style. Verbally e-ssaults any "female" on the Webs who posts any semblance of a picture by telling her she is "hot" and using emoticons to make up for lack of testicular fortitude. Typically found in the "boring states" of the US (middle 42 states). Known for cheesy jokes and feminine e-talk.

HumanTarget is the lamest e-flirter on the Interwebs.

by KillahBee October 17, 2006

fluttershy fellatio

when a brony somehow obtains a very shy girl to give him fellatio. she usually talks quietly after the brony ejaculates in her mouth. (she also wonders what she would do with it as wanting to spit it out but doesn't want to be rude.)

guy 1:ah man i heard mike got some fluttershy fellatio.

guy 2:yeah you two are such bronies!

by scareltmeglacklein2007 October 29, 2011

flutter buddy

a gay best friend. or 2 gay platonic friends.

Oh honey, its okay if I go shopping with Chad, he's my flutter buddy.

or
Dave and Drew don't fuck, they're just flutter buddies.

by boyofsin October 30, 2013

flutter cake

Performing anilingus ( a rim job) while the recipient is passing gas. ( farting in your face)

. Example- I took a girl out to dinner last night and after she made me a flutter cake.

by Twitch9949 October 16, 2015

Flatterfied

When you dont know if you should be flattered or terrified to someones comments or advances towards you

This guys sent me a nude picture of himself and i was flatterfied because i had no idea who he was

by CJ knuckles December 16, 2016

Flutterbees

The butterfly feeling in your tummy times a billion

That girl gave me the biggest flutterbees when she walked into the room

by RemilyRaxter January 6, 2017

Flutter Fap

When your access to porn is limited, you make due with what you can find. Sometimes, this may be from your Spank Bank, or may involve using a single gif as material.

Guy: I went over to Katie's for dinner yesterday. She looked so sexy.

Guy 2: Did y'all bang?

Guy: Yes, and it was amazing because I managed to get a Flutter Fap in beforehand.

by Jainz'd May 4, 2018