roll a fifth

Rolling a blunt with 5gs of weed in it

Aye he just rolled a fifth.
Stop fucking around and roll a fifth.

by Deman1234 June 22, 2017

Jayden’s fifa win

Jayden’s fifa win is defined as a bit shite am that’s facks

Jayden’s fifa win is shite

by MeetingWheel69 October 10, 2019

fifth element

A anatomically perfect bird in every form spoilt by the the fact she`s a pissed as arseoles and talking an alien jibberish form of speech the same as the actress MILA JOVOVICH in the classic 1997 Sci Fi "THE 5th ELEMENT"

"ere who was that lass you were at the bar with jeff?"

"Fuck knows Ian, I couldnt get nee fuckin sense oot of er, musta been that bird from the fifth element"

"oh reet!"

by Upper Class Twit August 21, 2007

Fifa Rage

Fifa Rage is the feeling after your FIFA opponent on Xbox Live or PSN quits the game, resulting in no points gained for you, saving their sorry arse from the humiliation of getting beat, and leaving you shouting obscenities at the TV screen.

Guy 1: Hi mate, how's Dave?
Guy 2: Not good dude, some idiot quit on him while he was thrashing them at Fifa and now he has really bad Fifa Rage.

by westy2602 September 15, 2010

a fifth

A fifth is a US measurement of alcohol equivalent to 25.6 shots; 25.6 ounces; 1.6 pints; 0.8 quarts; 0.75706 liters.

After 26 shots of tequila, Craig had consumed about a fifth of alcohol.

by Hemitheos July 24, 2008

The Fifth Crusade

2003-??. Also known as "Operation Iraqi Freedom". Like the previous four crusades, turned out to be an embarrassment.

George W Bush launched the Fifth Crusade, using "weapons of mass destruction" as an excuse.

by theycallmealex April 14, 2010

Fifa-ing

The act of having casual sex

Hey Luke, would you like to go fifa-ing with me?
Sure, lets have casual sex.

Dude, they were fifia-ing all night long.
Sweeeet dawg!

by broskinator December 12, 2010