"How'd it go with Jessica last night?"
"Not bad. We didn't have sex but I was able to give her the ole Phoenix Felix."
"Not bad. We didn't have sex but I was able to give her the ole Phoenix Felix."
by HeatsOutMeatsOut June 24, 2016
A French-Canadian streams who can obtain The Juice whenever he want, can attract all the ladies and men (gachiHyper) has a fanbase of sadge 14 year olds (me) trying to be cool
by BrotherMaN Bill November 25, 2020
by The Ferg October 23, 2006
A pertpetual neat nick phobia ridden person. Name comes from the Odd Couple Charecter, played on TV by Tony Randell.
Don't be such a Felix Ungar! The books are straight enough. The dishes are stacked just right. You don't have to iron your friggin socks!
by Senor February 08, 2004
He is the biggest wanker you will ever meet, He has zero sex life, He has no Girlfriend, He is also the most selfish and arrogant Fifa player you will ever meet. No one really likes him, he is always just kind of there. The cherry on top about Felix is that he is the most racist twat you'll meet. Don't meet a Felix Gutschmidt
"That right there is Felix Gutschmidt, what a Prick"
by Felix is a cum sock June 04, 2020
The situation that happens when you have to stealthily cry between two groups of people, often during hikes.
A: How was your weekend?
B: I went to hike in the moutains but my depression kicked in and I got caught in a Felix Sandwich.
B: I went to hike in the moutains but my depression kicked in and I got caught in a Felix Sandwich.
by Kabanana February 04, 2020
by Instabram August 23, 2015