by Jmp210211 February 23, 2020

A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.
Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
by duckboy416 October 29, 2017

A group of bad bitches.
by bryguy0212 October 13, 2020

by gcskyway August 2, 2025

Land of the Fee, is a play on the United States motto 'Land of the Free' implying you are not free in the United States without the payment of various fees.
The United States added the letter R to 'Fee' as they could never release their Hard-R roots.
The United States added the letter R to 'Fee' as they could never release their Hard-R roots.
by Joshua_1234 March 19, 2024

by 'tavi November 12, 2003

by Simpy wimpy December 9, 2021
