A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.
Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
by duckboy416 October 29, 2017
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1. Where a service-provider affably declines being paid by casually swishing his hand in a "never mind" or "no worries --- no charge" gesture.
2. Where a service-recipient arrogantly/contemptuously declines to pay for services rendered by flippantly swishing his hand in a "forget it" or "don't trouble me" gesture.
3. Where a service-requester attempts to entice/persuade someone to assist/accommodate him by eagerly/pleadingly swishing a wad of cash in said would-be provider's direction.
1. Where a service-provider affably declines being paid by casually swishing his hand in a "never mind" or "no worries --- no charge" gesture.
2. Where a service-recipient arrogantly/contemptuously declines to pay for services rendered by flippantly swishing his hand in a "forget it" or "don't trouble me" gesture.
3. Where a service-requester attempts to entice/persuade someone to assist/accommodate him by eagerly/pleadingly swishing a wad of cash in said would-be provider's direction.
Lustful-minded male bank teller: I'm a hopeless craver of lady-flesh, so I don't need any attractive female customer to beg me to give her a break on a service-charge --- all she has to do is show me her boobs or let me squeeze her butt, and I'll so totally "wave the fee" for her EVERY time.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020
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The United States added the letter R to 'Fee' as they could never release their Hard-R roots.
The United States added the letter R to 'Fee' as they could never release their Hard-R roots.
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Get the Fee mug.Short form of 'Office Coffee'- generally of a substantially lower quality than that preferred by the drinker, but a readily available source of caffein.
"I was so Flat Out this afternoon, that I couldn't even get across the street to Starbucks, and had to choke down two cups of Off-fee from the breakroom just to stay awake."
by The Envoy April 3, 2009
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Get the kni-fee mug.An emotion of happiness so powerful it overcomes any type of sadness or stress currently happening in your life.
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