epic failure

a failure so incredibly unbelievable it will go down in fail history right next to the Chia Pet and Pet Rock.

"Hey, what's 2 + 2?"
"5"
"Epic failure."

by LindsayLouFool December 18, 2008

epic failure

The 2007 New England Patriots

Owens: Hey Romo, who do we play next week?
Romo: Why, the epic failure, of course!

by dragondance January 11, 2009

faguar

a. it is pretty much the gay version of a cougar (older gay that wants the love of a younger gay)

If Samantha from "Sex in the City" was gay man she would have been a faguar.

by Istoleit March 29, 2009

Fairuza Syahira

The most beautiful girl in the world. She completes me in every way possible and makes even the most horrible things tolerable just by being with me. She is a girl i can see myself with in 20 years and still having fun with and discovering new things with. When i look into her eyes i get lost but i dont mind the least bit. Her smile could stop a man right in his tracks and make him see the beauty in the world. Her laugh makes the worst of days seem so much better. I can talk to her for hours and never get the least bit bored. The greatest times I've ever had in my life involve her and i just cant imagine life without her. In short shes my soulmate and she doesent even know it.

i love fairuza syahira sooo damn much

by momoporsche August 22, 2010

epicus failus

The Art of Failing Epicly.

Your mother epicus failus in bed. Owned.

by Scotemis December 15, 2008

SAS Failure

Shit Air Separator failed to release (only) a fart. Person on the edge of diarrhea, who attempts to fart, but manages to foul their underpants.

I only wanted to fart, but suffered a SAS failure.

by Lexinut October 3, 2005

fagulation

n. The cold and analytical viewing of another man's beauty products, clothes, or friends in order to determine their sexual orientation.

After much fagulation, I determined you're a fag with only a %2 chance of error.

by Chisholm May 1, 2006