Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020

Exiteder

A word you'd use when you want to waste less milliseconds of your life saying 'more exited'.

I'm exiteder than you for the party this weekend.

by tomatoesforcharity December 27, 2011

Exit

A man that wants to die badly but cant because hes gay

hey have you talked to exit lately

yea he's kind of gay

by Exit. the man that is hard to September 5, 2021

Exitator

A type of hat. The hat is usually referred to an Amato. It usually annoys the host with repeative sentances.

I gave an Exitator to my friend to teach him how it feels to be annoyed.

by Amatowarrior August 6, 2011

exit bone

noun. The last bone after breaking up (breakup sex). Similar to an exit interview but boning.

If you cheat on me and we breakup, there will be NO exit bone.

by dansw1fe August 15, 2023

Academic Exit

A person who sneaks out of lectures unnoticed, and/or drops out of their education

oh no, Adam made an academic exit

I made a well-calculated academic exit last week

- Where is Adam?

- He made an academic exit during the break

by anonymous April 27, 2023

Aussie exit

Similar to the Irish exit where one leaves a party without saying a word, the Australian exit or Aussie exit entails leaving a party and taking a person with you to have sex before kicking them out early the next morning because you need to catch a flight and leave the country.

Variations of this could include:
Leaving a party and then hitting someone up for sex (tinder/hinge/grinder).
Leaving a party because someone texted you at 2AM to hook up.

J: Damn, I nearly missed my flight because the guy I went home with last night wouldn't wake up.

M: Sounds like you made an Aussie exit!

by MArco333232 November 17, 2023