The Evil Empire

Walmart. The source of all evil

Friend 1: Dude! I need to go to Walmart.
Friend 2: Don't you mean the evil empire?

by JussSayin January 8, 2012

evile

The most evil kind of evil. Evil, in fact, with an added "e", which stands for "evil".

"Did you see that homeless guy kick that puppy? Darn, he's evile."

by Womble April 25, 2005

Evil Laura

The alter ego of an otherwise normal woman.
Bouts of Evil Laura can be brought on by missing medication, PMS, migrain headache or large amounts of alcohol.

She was fine, and all of a suden she went all "Evil laura" on us.

by Jill Kiar June 27, 2005

Evil Dead

One of the most innovative and entertaining horror films ever made. Directed by acclaimed director Sam Raimi in 1981, this movie has accumulated an army of fans over the years. This film goes to show you that not only do they not "make em' like they used to" but directors don't need fancy effects and a multimillion dollar budget to make a quality film. If you are into zombie movies, or are a horror movie buff, or have always wanted to see a woman raped by a tree this movie is right up your alley.

Horror movies today are nothing compared to classics like Evil Dead

by Duke Henry January 9, 2009

evil compliance lady

a woman who works in an office and whose sole goal is to halt your production and occupy your time with meaningless administrative garbage.

The evil compliance lady made me send a disclosure form to myself once, disclosing something to myself that I myself had just done. What a bitch!

by the prophet March 26, 2003

Evil Windu

One bad arse Marine.

by John Doe July 27, 2003

Evil Ball

A corporate or political deal that evades all moral and ethical principles in search of profit.

Disney played Evil Ball with copyright law so Mickey Mouse wouldn't enter the public domain.

by ClimbingTheLog May 8, 2008