a big hunk of man with a fat ass who lovessss math and loves teaching kids it. even though he’s literally ass at it. he loves baby turtles and children and is a divorce and something of a pedo. NONE of his students likes him and he takes hella mental health days. can never remember to put his mask on
by EVAN PETERS LOVER March 2, 2022

Eric is the biggest piece of shit you will ever meet. He fails all his classes and has the mental capacity of a bee. He asks you a question about wether or not you like girls/ boys, and if you don’t answer or say you don’t have a crush he calls you gay.
Eric is also a short, fat and stupid kid.
Eric is also a short, fat and stupid kid.
by You spicy daddy ooferson October 15, 2018

by allahtheunforgiving February 28, 2018

Typically a fag with small penis who curls his arms up like a t rex and runs around and scares the neighbourhood cats. Erics think there all that and do things like eat a whole wheel of cheese and poop in the refrigerator. Also lowlifes.
He is being an Eric again
by j dorian September 17, 2011

I Just stepped in a big ole pile of steaming "Eric"! My morning "Eric" was a crowning achievement! I just took a huge "Eric"! etc!
by Yosemite Sammy October 26, 2011
