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zipcode envy 

who wouldn't want to know someone from 91201? or 10001? it just makes them so much cooler without even knowing them....can you imagine living there?
i wasn't interested in paula until i had zipcode envy when i saw she lives in 91201 area...she's now my new bestie!!!!
zipcode envy by crepsuzett1 September 27, 2013

Cat envy 

A vehement desire to be a cat due to:
(1) a belief in superiority of cat kind or
(2) the capacity to piss all over humans (cat owner/carer) and get away with it on the grounds of extreme cuteness or
(3) a more simplistic admission of similarities in behaviour/attitude
Dude I think she wished she was a cat everyday. Girl's got a serious case of cat envy!
Cat envy by Boiling Kettle May 8, 2016

scrotum envy 

the jealous feelings harboured towards a mans balls, similar to penis envy.
After years of taking performance enhancing drugs, Bill experienced sever scrotum envy when he realized he didn't quite measure up in the locker room.
scrotum envy by bobjoebill March 16, 2017

dog envy 

When you see other people out with their dogs and you wish you had brought your dog.
“The festival was fun but we should have brought Rigby. We spent the whole time suffering some serious dog envy.
dog envy by Ctuckrun June 1, 2018
To have uncontrollable envy of another’s echo chamber.
Shit Jessica your insta feed is fire. I have feed envy.
Feed envy by DinoxXx420xXx69 April 20, 2020

Vaccine Envy 

Being resentful because some has had their COVID-19 vaccinations and you have not
I was going to take my at vaccinated grandpa to the store but he can take himself. I have Vaccine envy. He is better protected than me.