Eli

He is a nice person but can be a idiot sometimes

Eli says "Im going to the for comp server" Me "Ok"
5 minutes later
Me calls him "GO TO FOR COMP YOU NOOB"

by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019

Eli

Eli-a wise child mostly way too educated and is mini David Attenborough. He is a master of black market deals and will scam you if not careful.
A wild Eli can not be tamed easily but will stay quiet and stationary as a battle tactic

Eli
Oh you mean lil mr scammer

by By soviet Union December 13, 2019

Eli

the best person you will ever meet. if he likes you as a friend you are lucky, if he likes you as more than a friend you are more than lucky. he is good looking, funny and always makes you laugh. he can kick ass if he needs to and will always stick up for you. he is creative and is usually one of the best at art class.

wor Eli:

"you: wow your sooo good at art"
"him: no i'm really not i just draw what I feel, and i looked at you son that is how my picture is beautiful"

by the definition man2 February 26, 2020

Eli

He’s a dick that should go away for ever!He doesn’t know how to treat a girl he will break your heart so don’t date him!!!

Person#1 He sucks

Person#2 He must be a eli

by The salad person June 3, 2020

Eli

Synonym to cringe. The kid prides himself in having no friends irl and getting hard when girls just look at him. He sits alone at lunchtime at school and has no athletic ability. The teachers at school are worried about his mental health because he has to bully 5th graders and people on the internet to feel wanted.

That dude Eli is truly the biggest shitter on rust. Sad he wastes his days playing it.

by Chaddy123 July 23, 2020

Eli

Eli is an epic gamer who has the biggest brain in the universe. He is sexy beast and has body like no other. He may seem stupid and retarded but once you get to know him you'll want a piece of this sexy beast of a man. He is and inspiration to everyone and will change everything a wise man once said " I will make america great again" but it wont start with him it will start with Eli because he has the power to cange the universe. His car noises are like drugs once you start you just cant stop, his sfx have been featured in some famous movies because his car noises are so accurate. His humor is so funny you will shit yourself, his metaphors are unlike any others they are like a chinese man with diarrea it just fills the entire toilet bowl. Everytime you see Eli he will brighten your day because he is so nice, funny and caring. He is extremely passionate about Shrek and will provide you with everything you need to know about him. I dont think anyone could imagine the world without Eli he has that much of an impact on the world and universe. He is always there for you and you'll want to be there for him, his thicc thighs will glow in the sun and you'll want to rub your face on them and lick them bwcause they are so beautiful. A sexy hunk of a man like this deserves everything in the world. You'll want to please him and give him everything you can just to see him happy. Eli is an amazing person who you'll want to be friends with.

Hey look its that sexy hunk of a man Eli.

by The sexy hunk of a man September 8, 2020

Eli

A smol little boy that will never grow over 5'1 c:

Eli is small child.

by Teehee ccccc: October 12, 2020